If Nothing Else, Jason Roberts Has Already Raised the Bar for Congressional Campaign Art

I, the overbylined, hereby solemnly swear that Unfair Park (“The Blog”) will not, under any circumstances, devolve into a sycophantic shadow booster for the long-shot congressional aspirations of Jason Roberts (“That One Biker Guy”), even in the event that one Robert Wilonsky (“Biker Guy’s Cyber-Boyfriend”) returns to the blog after realizing that his new employer keeps actual water in the water cooler.

No, really, I swear. But come on: That’s a slick poster.