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It doesn’t seem to matter what’s going on in Libya, Egypt or even Washington D.C.; somehow, a pretty mediocre actor’s personal life has been managing to lead every newscast and dominate discussion on every talk radio show throughout the past week.
In some ways, though, the media’s Charlie Sheen obsession is understandable. The recently fallen-off-the-deep-end actor never seems to run out of wonderfully ridiculous things to say. No wonder he set a record this week as being the fastest Twitter user to gain a million followers.
We’re no different from everybody else. We simply can’t get Mr. Sheen off our brains.
So, on that note we present you with a winning, Charlie Sheen-inspired playlist. Give it a listen and get your tiger blood on after the jump.
Santana – “Winning”
The only chorus lyrics are “I’m Winning,” repeated over and over. If we
didn’t already know better, we could totally see ourselves being duped
into believing that Charlie actually might have penned this one himself.
Eric Clapton – “Cocaine“
This one seems pretty obvious. Although, to be fair, we totally believe Charlie when he says he “cured himself with his brain.”
Survivor – “Eye of the Tiger”
Charlie has compared parts of his body to that of a tiger’s on multiple
occasions. We could totally imagine him using this Rocky jam as his
early morning pep-up song, though. What better way to
get that tiger’s blood pumping?
50 Cent & Lloyd Banks – “Porno Star”
Does Charlie Sheen ever go anywhere or do anything without at least a couple porn actresses in tow? No. The answer is no.
The Troggs – “Wild Thing”
One of our favorite recent Sheen-isms was when he quipped that “a lot of
people think Major League‘s called Wild Thing. As they should.” But,
seriously, we can’t remember the last time we heard this song and didn’t
picture Ricky Vaughn sprinting intimidating-ly out of the Indians’
bullpen. So he’s probably right.
Corn Mo – “Busey Boy”
