Mayor Rawling’s Daughter Makes NSFW Art; Given First Ever Blingee Award

Michelle Rawlings Loves You

This is so over. Or maybe it’s just starting. Honestly, who cares?

Dallas’ panties were collectively bunched yesterday as images from Michelle Rawlings’ — daughter of Mayor Mike Rawlings — upcoming art exhibition, Empathicalism, circulated.

Blame it on the dildos. Or on the Photoshopped cover of Playgirl (both father and uncle are included and adorned with bondage gear).

The whole thing is so ridiculous and overplayed that we’re giving this artwork Mixmaster’s first ever award: The Blingee!

Glitter sparkle unicorns affixed to Michelle’s original NSFW art to follow.

Now the dildos are covered with glitter. Um, you’re welcome.