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Apparently, Paula Deen has been hookin’ up with Serta. Or, she paid
them an awful lotta money to let her fulfill her Me In PJs On A Serta
Showroom Floor fantasy.
What’s the appeal of having Paula Deen as a celebrity spokeswoman for
your mattress brand?
Were the execs like, “Duh. Fried food makes you
wanna bone– I mean, it makes you sleepy. Also, she’s undeniably
do-able.”
Whatever their reasoning, it’s a little weird seeing Ms. Paula on her
tummy in the boudoir.
You think she keeps a stick of butter on her
bedside table?