See, John Wiley Price Is a Bobble Head. And Relatively Inexpensive Too!

Thankyouthankyou, Kevin Krause, for pointing out the fund-raising item that will allow us to take care of all our Christmas shopping needs -- and at only $24.95 a pop, no less! And for those who aren't rushing to buy their very own "lifelike, miniature version of John Wiley Price," be...
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Thankyouthankyou, Kevin Krause, for pointing out the fund-raising item that will allow us to take care of all our Christmas shopping needs — and at only $24.95 a pop, no less! And for those who aren’t rushing to buy their very own “lifelike, miniature version of John Wiley Price,” be warned: The bobble head, hand-painted and made from “quality polyresin,” is “a limited edition” collectible. So act now, lest your holiday dreams disappear down “a theoretical region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even electromagnetic radiation (e.g. visible light), can escape its pull after having fallen past its event horizon.” No, wait, that’s not right. Jump for the life-size photo! –Robert Wilonsky

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