“Turkeys Vote.”

As I mentioned earlier, Ed Bark has retreived from the Wayback Machine this Thanksgiving must-see, which comes courtesy some YouTuber named “turkeybowler,” who rolled this strike back in June. As we’re trying to hustle out most of next week’s issue in advance of some holiday tomorrow, seems only fitting that, given this item from earlier today, we leave you with this fond memory. Love ya, pal. –Robert Wilonsky