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We Clearly Need New Distribution Boxes

Hey, can somebody go out and pick up that Observer box? That'd be swell. Thanks. Oh, wait. That picture's from November. Well, that's very breaking news. (This joke has an expiration date. Someone let me know when the News changes the photo on its home page? 'Preciate that.) --Robert Wilonsky...
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Hey, can somebody go out and pick up that Observer box? That’d be swell. Thanks. Oh, wait. That picture’s from November. Well, that’s very breaking news. (This joke has an expiration date. Someone let me know when the News changes the photo on its home page? ‘Preciate that.) –Robert Wilonsky

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