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Parents, let the deceit begin! Your little goons are getting old enough, which means it’s time to roll out the Big Three Stupid Parental Lies—Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Watch out, though. Of all of the BTSPLs, the Tooth Fairy will impact your child’s psyche the most. “You’re telling me that every time my skull breaks off a chunk, I get money?” To make sure your offspring don’t take this too seriously and start chiseling away at their heads, take them to Storytime at Barnes & Noble, 190 Cedar Sage Drive, Garland, where Twinkles the Tooth Fairy will impart free dental wisdom and other stories to your feeble offspring. Readings are at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. Saturday. Call 972-496-2000.
Sat., Feb. 25, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.