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Word is Dallas Mayor Pro Tem Don Hill and “political consultant” Sheila Farrington tied the knot this weekend at a small wedding. Word is D’Angelo Lee, Hill’s appointee to the City Plan Commission, was the best man. Word is all three are being investigated by the FBI. Word is no one slow danced to Eddie “Cleanhead” Vinson’s minor classic “Investigation Blues”–or, for that matter, to punk band Beats the Hell Out Of Me’s “Ongoing Criminal Investigation,” which is slightly more uptempo. No word on whether Hill and Farrington drove away in a certain BMW with the words “JUST MARRIED” shoe-polished on the rear window. –Robert Wilonsky
