No Calatrava Bridge Yet. But There Is a Tee.

Since we, oh, couldn't make Friday night's $150-a-ticket Trinity River shebang, I went over to The Trinity Trust's Web site for a recap -- oooh, fireworks. Distracting! And "watermelon gazpacho shooters." And ... commemorative T-shirts? Yup -- still available for 30 bucks a pop. Which means Schutze and Merten know...