Texas Nationalist Movement Would Like to Secede Now, Please

Everyone has their own way of coping with or celebrating the results of last night’s election. For his part, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott doesn’t appear to have made good on his threat to arrest any European election monitors (who are, by the way, due to give a news conference…

Pension Fund Administrator to Museum Tower Homeowners: Tower Is Bringing “Gracious Living to the Heart of Dallas”

Earlier today, Dallas attorney Tom Luce abruptly resigned as the mediator in the dispute between Museum Tower and the Nasher Sculpture Center. This afternoon, Dallas Police and Fire Pension System administrator Richard Tettamant quickly released a lengthy letter to Museum Tower’s homeowners, assuring them that DPFP’s shiniest project remains on…

Anonymous Dallas Businessman Says Bigfoot Threw Enormous Rock At Him

A Dallas businessman, who for some unfathomable reason is choosing to stay anonymous, told an East Texas TV station that he has several photos of “a bigfoot,” taken in Shelby County and just outside Dallas. (The video above comes from KLTV.com-Tyler, Longview, Jacksonville, Texas | ETX News.) The man told…

Big Tex Burned Down Today at the State Fair

State Fair mascot Big Tex has gone up in flames. It’s still not clear what caused the fire, which is reported to be “under control.” Remembering Big Tex: “Big Tex Gets a Makeover,” by Allison V. Smith Alice Laussade’s exclusive interview with Big Tex “Big Tex Will Haunt Your Dreams,”…