Apocalypse Now(ish): Irvin Baxter’s End Times Empire

Irvin Baxter doesn’t dance. It’s a rainy fall night in Granbury, a small town about 40 miles southwest of Fort Worth. On the stage inside the Calvary Church of Granbury, a young, clean-cut band is blasting a syrupy, guitar-driven ballad: “I’m gonna sing for You like nobody’s listening, gonna dance…

Giving Up an Animal to Dallas Animal Services Just Got a Lot Harder

Last year saw the start of some big, possibly permanent changes at Dallas Animal Services: 53 full-time employees were pink-slipped and replaced with temporary workers. Meanwhile, the number of animal services officers in the field dropped from 55 to 32. And the “drop boxes” at the shelter were closed at…

Now You Can Wear Glenn Beck’s Pants, If You’re Into That Sort of Thing

Drop everything, including whatever inferior trousers you’re wearing right now. Drop them and then burn them, because the Glenn Beck-made, Glenn Beck-approved jeans you’ve been waiting for have finally arrived. See also: Glenn Beck Says American Airlines Flight Attendant Made Him Feel “Subhuman” When Beck picked up and moved to…

Museum Tower Is a Goddamn Flawless Jewel, Says Museum Tower

Museum Tower’s PR team has really been stepping up their efforts lately to persuade people to live there, which sources familiar with the development told us in late August has been an uphill battle. The charm campaign began with an exuberant full-page ad in The Dallas Morning News a couple…

PolitiFact Texas Thinks Rick Perry’s Body Art Is A Little Misleading

Since @barackobama has forgotten how much he’s added to national debt #ForAll our kids to pay off… twitter.com/GovernorPerry/…— Rick Perry (@GovernorPerry) September 20, 2012 Rick Perry is so good at Twitter. A few days ago, he posted the gem above, complete with that extremely OG photo. Seems pretty clear, right?…