Red Light! Red Light!

Ripe, bare breasts, broad shoulders, protruding muscles and naked rear ends are on display like a powerful portrait. The human figure is a beautiful artistic piece. Standing tall, man and woman are a composite painting of rouges, peaches, pinks, browns, yellows and golds. They stand on stage completely stripped of…

She’s a Thirsty Girl

You’ve had a hard day. You work hard for the money so you better treat yourself right. Kick off those heels, rub your feet and pop the cork on some fine wine. How about some cabernet, zinfandel or a sparkling white? The bubbles fizzle lightly on your tongue and you…

Pulling Back the Curtains

Tones, melodies, projections, paints, oils and pencils all twist, turn and mold together as one artistic vision for the common good of artists everywhere as the Dallas Opera presents its 2011 Gala, UNVEIL. Featuring “A Question of Light,” a collection of songs based off of artwork by Rene Magritte, Gustave…

Long Division

When it comes down to it, people are always about the moolah (AKA the green, the monies and the Benjamins), and sometimes the family that might pray together doesn’t necessarily stay together because of it. In Horton Foote’s Dividing the Estate, all hell breaks loose when Stella’s three children–Mary Jo,…

Umbrella, -ella, -ella

Whether through dancing and singing or with passionate and forbidden love affairs, cinema–in this case, the genres of film musical and romantic drama–has been entertaining audiences for decades. Films make you laugh and they make you cry. They make you want to dance, break into song and fall in love…

Makeover!

Spring is here, baby, and it’s time to put that extra bounce in your step with People StyleWatch’s March Celebrity Stylist event. Enjoy a free style consultation from a style expert, learn new beauty tips and skincare regimens and don’t forget to enjoy all your free goodies in your StyleWatch…

Little Orphan Trannie

It’s a knocked up life for him. Oh, but don’t worry — you can bet your bottom dollar he’ll come out tomorrow. He’ll clear away all the cobwebs and the sorrow until there’s none, because he’ll never be stuck feeling gray when he’s gay and lovely. Join little orphan Trannie…

Barks on Parade

Whether they’re tall and fluffy or short and stubby, they make your heart melt into a puddle of goo. From goldens to pugs to labradors to ones with mean mugs, yes sir, dogs are a man’s best friend. And what better way to show your furry friend how much you…

A Wooden Tale

We’ve all done it. Whether we didn’t want to hurt our friend’s feelings or just didn’t feel like crawling out of bed to go to work that one morning–we’ve all fibbed at one point or another. Luckily our noses are intact, even though we’ve all been pulling a Pinocchio for…

From a Balcony Downtown

Teen angst is a world of pain. He said this. She said that. I hate my nose. I hate my face. I hate my butt. How can I get rid of that enormous zit? Will she laugh at my jokes? When you’re a teenager your hormones are raging, and you…

Enter Sandman

They say adults on average need anywhere from seven to nine hours of blissful, uninterrupted slumber a night to function correctly. Imagine those peaceful moments: Your pillow is soft and fluffy. Your bed feels just about right, lumpy in all the right places. Your eyelids are heavy and you’re just…

This is Such a Tassel

Her curvy body moves in unison with the music as her long fingers move up her fully fit fishnet thighs. Her lips are luscious and her hair is done. There’s not a man or woman in the room that can take their wide eyes off her acrobatic grace and form…

Another Neiman’s Catalog

What does a sparkling, high-fashion display window have in common with a well-known collegiate art gallery? Artistic merit, of course! The Neiman Marcus Art Collection originated in 1951 when Stanley Marcus, son of Neiman’s founder Herbert Marcus, purchased a mobile by Alexander Calder. Ever since then the famous department store…

The Way They’ll Make You Feel

From his freaky “Thriller” video to his white socks, sequined glove and tight dance moves, Michael Jackson moonwalked his way into the hearts of Americans everywhere after his debut with the Jackson 5 back in the 1960s. With original hits like “ABC” and “I’ll Be There,” his sweet, soulful voice…

Passion Tent

If you don’t want to party then you can go home. The ice cold beer is ready, the wings are extra sloppy and the fans are ready to hoot and holler at the TV screen. The Super Bowl is one of America’s most coveted sports spectaculars, and with the city…

Macho, Macho Bowl

If you don’t want to party then you can go home. The ice cold beer is ready, the wings are extra sloppy and the fans are ready to hoot and holler at the TV screen. The Super Bowl is one of America’s most coveted sports spectaculars, and with the city…

Celluloid Bakers

Lemon meringue, rich, chocolate cream and powder filled puff pastries sit beautifully on display. Meticulously arranged like an artistic masterpiece, they cry out to the watering mouths of all those who dare stare at their ornate detail. The judging is about to commence. The competitors are frantic and scramble to…

On-Screen Cuisine

Just imagine yourself standing outside a doorway. You aren’t sure what country you’re in or how you got there but you can smell herbs, peppers and other powerful seasonings in the air. You can hear the chopping of onions, the hustle and bustle of the restaurant staff and the bubbling…

Maple Leaf Music

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and taste and feel and smell like it too. The lights are twinkling, the hot cocoa is extra chocolaty, and the cookies are gooey and fresh. There’s just one problem–silence fills the air. The sound of Christmas is missing. There are no…

Blowin’ Up

Lines, circles, squares, cubes and cylinders jump, jet, pop and plow their way on stage. Pinks, reds, oranges, yellows, greens, blues and violets expand and shrink, expand and shrink, swirling together as one artistic vision. A balloon swallows a young woman and takes her away. You blink your eyes and…

Girlfriend

Friendship has been a sacred bond between females for centuries. Compassion, empathy and a deep longing for an emotional connection have flowed openly and freely from the veins of women since the beginning of time, and countless fictional characters have reflected this. From Laverne and Shirley to Thelma and Louise,…

The Nose Knows

Sometimes it pays to be different. So what would you do if you had a nose that glowed? Would you join in all the reindeer games or would you use your powers for good and guide a historical and magical man around in a sleigh for the night? Talk about…