Productions reliving the ’80s miss the decade’s dumb fun.

Two blond, big-haired, big-boobed icons stare down on the action in the musicals Rock of Ages and 9 to 5. In Rock of Ages, whose Broadway tour is now at the Winspear Opera House, the guardian angel is Angelyne, the odd Mae West-like creature whose pneumatic cleavage once decorated billboards…

Inside a Pyramid Scheme in Ponzi at Kitchen Dog Theater

The Bernie Madoff case hovers over Ponzi, the new play by Elaine Romero getting its world premiere as the mainstage production in the New Works Festival at Kitchen Dog Theater. A mysterious investment genius named Jack guarantees high returns on the millions entrusted to him. It takes at least $6…

No Mystery Why Miz Arnette Is A Hit With The Matinee Ladies

One Thirty Productions is selling out the house at the Bath House Cultural Center right now with the world premiere of its new comedy, The Mystery of Miz Arnette. The play by Ronnie Claire Edwards and Alan Bailey is set in the days of the Oklahoma Dust Bowl, the 1930s,…

Find Your Stroke Of Genius At BYOB Painting Class

“Chateau Cardboard” is how art instructor Renata Sharman describes most of the wine poured into plastic cups at Painting with a Twist, the art-class-cum-happy-hour studio in Garland. It’s BYOB here, but everything else is provided: canvas, paints, brushes and paper plate palettes. They also provide the subject. Thursday night, 10…

Matthew Posey Stages A Juicy Slice of Weird in The Butcher

Theater Caps are bite-sized punch-packing capsule reviews by resident theater critic Elaine Liner. Use them as a reminder — or a teaser, if you procrastinate — of her full-length reviews in The Mixmaster’s weekly sister. A talking pig opens the show The Butcher, the dark new musical written and directed…

Try a Slice of Dark Comedy

Every production at Matthew Posey’s Ochre House theater goes to a dark place in some way. His latest, the musical The Butcher, sounds intriguingly perverse. Written and directed by Posey, who also stars, the show is described by its creator as “Kurt Weill meets Irish folklore.” Set in Ireland during…

At Ochre House, The Butcher Has Chops

Three intriguing trends emerged during a week of seeing new plays at small playhouses: the simple but stunning effect of actors’ faces lit with tiny handheld flashlights; plots about murders in dark environs; and animals as pivotal characters (a monkey in one show, a pig in another). Some strange and…

Devine Choreography in Rock of Ages, Now At The Winspear

Choreographer Kelly Devine is all too aware what happens when you Google her. “I have to tell everyone at the first rehearsal of a show that I am NOT the porn star,” she says. Same name, way different career paths. These days the non-porn Kelly Devine is in big demand,…

Debbie Reynolds Puts on the Glitz at the Ritz

It has to feel good to Debbie Reynolds that she’s outlived Elizabeth Taylor. Now a pert and pretty 79, Reynolds was the star of Singin’ in the Rain and The Unsinkable Molly Brown and more recently is known not just as the real-life “mother of Princess Leia” (Carrie Fisher) but…

Dead White Zombies Debut blahblah at Green Zone

Theater Caps are bite-sized punch-packing capsule reviews by resident theater critic Elaine Liner. Use them as a reminder — or a teaser, if you procrastinate — of her full-length reviews in The Mixmaster’s weekly sister. There is one visually stunning image in UTD professor Thomas Riccio’s new play blahblah, now…

Giddyap! ATTPAC adds Lincoln Center hit War Horse to Lexus Series

Turnaround time from Broadway to Dallas is getting shorter. The AT&T Performing Arts Center’s Lexus Broadway Series has just added the current Lincoln Center and West End hit play War Horse to its 2012-’13 season at the Winspear Opera House. The play, currently up for five Tony Awards, has become…

Feet On Fire! Flamenco Hits the Floor at Central Market

Flamenco is on fire in this town starting May 11 at Central Market stores as part of their Pasaporte Espana event celebrating the food and culture of Spain. Who knew that flamenco, the sexy Spanish dance with gypsy roots, has been building a big following here over the past five…

Into the depths of Theatre Too for Language of Angels

Doing a play set in a cave is a redundant move at Theatre Too, which itself is a dark grotto some 30 steps below The Quadrangle. The play that opened last night at Theatre Too, Language of Angels by Naomi Iizuka, is about a group of hick kids in North…

Say Wilkommen to Dallas Theater Center’s Cabaret Star Wade McCollum

Despite what some audience members are saying about actor Wade McCollum’s impressive display of physique in Dallas Theater Center’s flesh-baring production of the Kander and Ebb musical Cabaret, his chiseled abs are not tricked out by makeup. McCollum earned them the hard way, with 90 minutes a day of tough…

Dallas Theater Center steams up the Wyly with Cabaret

Life may be a cabaret, old chum, but Cabaret onstage is not Cabaret the 1972 Bob Fosse movie. The sprawling, super-sized Cabaret that just opened at the Dallas Theater Center downtown is its own animal, an irresistibly sexy beast, even when it’s indulging in wretched excess and heavy-handed messages. Get…

Alma: Great Mexican Food, but Give Us Tea for Texas.

“This is the society we’re living in,” rants angry-guy podcaster/comedian Adam Carolla. “You can order iced tea and get something that tastes like somebody took a pillowcase of potpourri and boiled it.” Ask for iced tea at Alma, the latest addition to Consilient Restaurants’ Henderson Avenue collection (along with Hibiscus…