The Best and Worst Performances of Last Night’s Grammys

Five Best Performances 1. Jennifer Hudson Grammy host L.L. Cool J had a hard enough job presiding over a celebration undercut by tragic circumstances, and he achieved a perfect, almost pastor-like tone from the get-go. But Miss Hudson’s musical tribute to Whitney Houston – a subtly searing but still reverential…

The Most Exciting (Non-Football) Super Bowl Moments!

TEXANS CELEBRATE AMERICA – Neither of the pre-game patriotic performances achieved Whitney Houston-level kudos, but both were delivered tastefully and capably. Lindale’s Miranda Lambert did some nice harmonizin’ with her hubby on “America the Beautiful,” and Burleson’s Kelly Clarkson shared her National Anthem spotlight with a gigantic drumline and background-singing…

The 20 Best Madonna Songs You Won’t Hear at the Super Bowl

I’ve paid entirely too much attention to Madonna since the age of six, when I stood in front of a neighbor’s TV, captivated by the “Lucky Star” video. And, no matter how annoying and schoolmarmish the artist has become in her 40s and 50s, part of me will always stop…

‘The A-List: Dallas’ Episode 9 Recap: The Fashion of Levi’s Love

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies – Logo: Fierce TVSorry for the delay this week, poodles. Got tied up while filming for ‘Real Freelancers of East Dallas.’ Premiering soon on My Fantasy Bravo! Anyway, this week’s episode of ‘A-List’ ratchets up the drama in anticipation of next week’s season finale. This…

The A-List: Dallas Episode 8: Save a Horse, Ride with Levi

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TVScene 1: Straight-blond-girl-in-charge Ashley kicks off the episode by taking the (too?) lovable cowboy, Levi, on a boot-shopping expedition. But she ain’t just looking to score some pink Lucchese’s in this scene; she also wants an apology from Levi for lying to…

‘The A-List: Dallas’ Episode 7 Recap: Keep it Cool, Cowboys

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies – Logo: Fierce TVThe one bad thing about last week’s episode overflowing with crazy drama: It meant this week’s episode would bore us with too much post-drama analysis. So I’ll try to be shorter and bitchier than usual this week. We’ve all got places to…

A-List: Dallas Episode 6: Step into the Gay-ntlet

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies – Logo: Fierce TVScene 1: Don’t-Call-Him-Crazy James is lounging poolside, and up walks the blond mensch of a side character, Brayden, rocking an outfit that might be sold at Chico’s in 2048. James makes fun of Bray-Bray’s get-up, comparing him unfavorably to Joan Rivers. But…

A-List Dallas Episode 5: Proud Papas and Military Daddies

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TV Sorry for the delay this week, punkins. Logo TV and my DVR are having a lover’s spat right now. I missed the first airing of Episode 5, and am just now catching up. Not that there’s too much to catch up…

The A-List: Dallas Episode 4: Chase Takes a Slurry Lover

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TVThis week on The A-List: Dallas, our cast members engaged in one long, drunken game of Telephone. As usual, it ended with sex, rage and bananas. Let’s do this. Scene 1: We open on the object of everyone’s desire, cowboy Levi, as…

A-List: Dallas Episode 3: How Far the Fallout …

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TVScene 1: We join last week’s Footloose pool party in progress. Stylist/future cartoon character Phillip continues to rage uncontrollably at having been pushed in the water by the doe-eyed RepubiChristian, Taylor. Taylor’s secret beau, Brokeback Levi, also got wet in the pushing,…

The A-List: Dallas, Episode 2: Everybody Cut (Ashley) Footloose

Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TV Last night on The A-List: Dallas, our beautifully bitchy cast members (get acquainted here) cut loose at a Footloose-themed pool party. People were pushed in water, punches were thrown and potentially season-long beefs got beefier. Let’s dive in. Scene 1: Crazy-haired…

Most Eligible Dallas finale: The Kiss Heard ‘Round Possum Kingdom

On last night’s Most Eligible Dallas finale, Courtney and Matt took important steps toward a long and lasting love affair. OK, you’re right. It’s all bullshit. That much was confirmed in the Watch What Happens Live episode following the finale, in which Andy Cohen alternately questioned and poked fun at…

Most Eligible Dallas Episode 6: The Wrath of Ginsburg

We’re watching Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas every week so you don’t have to. This week, Drew attacks everyone around him. Can’t we all just push a buddon that helps us get along? Scene 1: Tara brings increasingly ubiquitous side character Daylon with her to the vet’s office to pick up…

Most Eligible Dallas Episode 5: Honkytonks, Heartbreak and Heroism

We’re watching Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas every week so you don’t have to. The fourth episode finds formerly minor characters becoming thunder thieves. Read on. Most Eligible Dallas made its triumphant televised return on Monday after taking a week off for reasons I know not but support nonetheless. So, I’ll…

Most Eligible Dallas Episode 4: Wherein Fashion Meets Lashin’

We’re watching Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas every week so you don’t have to. The fourth episode finds formerly minor characters becoming thunder thieves. Read on. Scene 1: Courtney and Tara meet for lunch at Toulouse. After a brief table-etiquette lesson from Court (FORK is on LEFT because both words have…

Most Eligible Dallas Episode 3: Ask Me About My Package

We’re watching Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas every week so you don’t have to. The third episode finds Courtney in nice-making, flirty-flirty mode. New sensations! On with the show … Scene 1: Before we join Courtney’s morning hangover drama in progress, it’s important to note Bravo’s method of establishing setting. In…

Most Eligible Dallas: Premiere Episode Offers Buddons, Bros and a Baby Mama

With last night’s premiere of Most Eligible Dallas, a new group of campers arrived at the Bravo-lebrity summer camp. In addition to shining a sometimes unforgiving light on our fair city, the show introduces a possible new franchise. Bravo’s brand-making fixation on the seemingly wealthy (Real Housewives) and the people…