Death Conquers All

So what happens to a band like Death, three church-rooted black brothers from the Motor City, playing the essence of punk way back in ’73, before the genre even had a name? Well, their demo was sent into a world that wasn’t ready for it and marketed by a record…

So Kinky Friedman is Keynote of a Mensa Gathering Today, Which Should be Hilarious

Animal rights activist, salsa entrepreneur, politician, author, musician, Jewish cowboy, non-Mensa member and proud winner of the National Organization of Women’s 1973 “Male Chauvinist Pig Award,” Kinky Friedman will weirdly keynote American Mensa’s 2013 Annual Gathering today in Fort Worth. The member’s-only partay takes place at the Worthington Renaissance Hotel,…

This Statue Has Been Getting Felt Up by Texas Oilmen Since 1917

Aside from a swath of fabric draped across her own masterpiece, The Golden Goddess stands entirely in the buff. The statue pre-dates Deco, but looks like something that could guard Versace’s old South Beach nest. She’s had a peculiar life, this golden girl. And it seems like divine intervention that…

14 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas this Weekend, June 27 to 30

[Note to self: Buy more bodysuits.] Flashdance the Musical is jog-dancing in Fair Park, educating a new generation of ladies that it’s possible to be both a gentleman’s club headliner and a welder. You’re welcome, planet. That ain’t all: This weekend is loaded up with art openings, magazine release parties,…

Art With Issues

This week’s print edition of the Observer is a celebration in portraits. It’s a highlight of those influential humans who are helping drive the city toward new, brighter goals. One of the chosen is the illuminating Sally Glass, local artist, curator, student, party-starter and editor in chief of semigloss. Magazine,…

Boning For America

One-on-one relationships are so … two-person. For those who prefer other mathematical permutations of the standard model, there’s the 50 Shades of Erotica Swinger’s Ball. I know what you’re thinking: “But Observer, aren’t swingers’ conventions confined to the humid nether regions of Central and Southern Florida?” That’s a logical assumption,…

5 Great Costumes from the Screw Attack Gaming Convention

Last weekend’s Screw Attack Gaming Convention was a massive celebration of video game culture, but that didn’t stop cosplay and costume die hards from showing off their best work. One man even diligently patrolled the event with an epically large 20-sided die perched on his shoulder, like a D&D-playing Atlas…

5 Photos of People Staring Passionately at Video Games

Screw Attack Gaming Convention occupied the downtown Dallas Hyatt last weekend, filling multiple floors with big name panel discussions, a showroom for indie game demos and more contests than you can shake an ancient Triforce at. It was a pure celebration of gaming culture, and we sent photographer Stephen Masker…

Bodyslam Your Monday: 10 Extreme Midget Wrestling Photos

There’s a couple ways to look at Extreme Midget Wrestling: societal barometer, or ambitiously equal employment for short, ferocious athletes. The EMWF brought its folding chairs and trash can lids to Trees on Saturday night for an all-out slam fest, and by the match’s end, size no longer mattered. These…

A Visual Tour of the Medieval Times Ranch

Sitting on a vast stretch of prairie land in Sanger, Texas — a city whose name elicits involuntary drawl — is a magical space filled with dancing ponies, knights, a three-legged dog and wild-hair locals revving four-by-fours. It’s the Medieval Times Ranch, where an absurd, imagined world is drafted and…

16 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas this Weekend, June 20 to 23

Warning: It’s beautiful out. I repeat: It’s beautiful out. With temperatures slated to stay at mid-nineties and below, you’ll actually enjoy leaving your house this weekend. There’s a SUP paddle boarding party in Grapevine, a free block party in the Arts District and a giant beer festival and concert at…

Alamo Drafthouse Will Open Sooner Than Previously Announced

Things are moving along at the new Richardson branch of Alamo Drafthouse, the Austin-based chain known for simultaneously serving up booze, food and great movies. Construction is in such good shape that the venue says it will open a full week sooner than originally thought, with a new date set…