Sloppy Food, Clean Art

In retaliation to, or complement of — depending on your view — the Dallas Art Fair, we get a few offshoot events that are decidedly Ours. The Fallas Dart Air 2013 Low and Slow is that kind of affair. Pawing haphazardly at the conventional niceness of the Champagne-soaked shopping bender…

Emergency Art Contraception

Taking further the argument against creation’s flipped ignition switch is the Saturday night show at Oliver Francis Gallery (209 S. Peak St.), TINAY/IDNCTBH (SRTAMHMWF), or THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU/I DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE HERE (Schopenhauer recalls the abrupt moment his mother was fertilized). The gallery has culled submissions…

Force The Bulbs To Bloom

When it debuted a hundred years ago, Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring caused a riot. It’s one of the most intriguingly bizarre stories in the history of classical music, one dissected on an episode of Radio Lab a few years back. Its assessment was that the public wasn’t ready for it,…

Leave Your James At Home

Converting a descriptively punctuated work of Henry James into an opera isn’t an easy task. But the Dallas Opera likes a challenge, and so it commissioned Dominick Argento’s Aspern Papers and presented them at the Fair Park Music Hall back in 1988. The overall reaction was: Great opera, so long…

The Art Of Nesting

Last week we welcomed National Geographic Explorer’s Boyd Matson to the Dallas Arboretum. This week, the Nat Geo hits keep on coming at the AT&T Performing Arts Center (2403 Flora St.) with Tim Laman and Ed Scholes. Laman, a wildlife photographer, and Scholes, an ornithologist at Cornell University, will tell…

Big Tex’s Face Will Stay Creepy, According to this New Video

Sorry Schutze, and happy Tuesday to Alice and everyone else. Our favorite freaky-faced guardian of on-tap root beer, Big Tex, is under the knife. And according to this just released video from the State Fair, his face will stay creepy and long-nosed. Sigh, that’s the Tex we know and love…

Win Two Pairs of DIFF Laminates in Our Caption Contest

If you’ve seen the new issue of the Dallas Observer, you already know that we’ve contracted DIFF Fever. Now, we want to help you catch it. We’re giving away two sets of super fancy passes this afternoon and winning them is easy. Just drop a caption for this picture into…

17 Awesome Things to Do in Dallas This Weekend, April 4 to 7

DIFF begins this weekend (see our guide here), and it takes over Klyde Warren Park on Saturday for Family Day, a too-cute community event and baseball season kick-off pairing that features a free screening of The Sandlot. Whether you’re hungry, excited about Rangers Opening Day, feeling adventurous, or craving art,…

Deep Ellum (Arts Festival) Is Really Coming Back

Hemming together Dallas’ radical fringe is a Deep Ellum legacy. It takes balls for a community to create and perform on its own terms, just a DART stop away from the meticulously structured, high falutin’ Arts District. And still, it does. We’re all better humans because of that. Honoring the…

Step Off, Puppy Bowl

Taking our dogs to new, unfamiliar places and allowing them to go berserk is the secret passion of all dog owners. Occasionally, that backfires. It turns out that dogs do not love: art galleries, bowling or Rollerbladers. Just trust us on this. Their leg-shake dreams involve lots and lots of…

Dirty Dancing

A duet of dysfunction. Love drowning beneath its own surface tension. Physical interaction replacing trust and communication. It’s the new, abstract and hyper-racy performance piece Pizzicato Porno, written and told by real-life couple Danielle Georgiou and Justin Locklear. As you might guess by the name, Porno isn’t for younger eyes…

Park Your Art Here

As arts budgets reduce and grant money evaporates, we feel the absence of creative exposure. That buck then gets passed to families, who in turn have to fund cultural experiences out-of-pocket. This Saturday you’ll get some relief as ArtsPark returns to provide a whole afternoon’s worth of completely free and…

Let’s Go Arting

Gallery openings in Dallas can cause palpitations. With each space offering up a new collection, you’re forced to whittle down your path to several must-see shows. Saturday is that night, and we’ve picked through the lot and found three openings that you should visit during the magical free wine window…

DIFF’s Overachievers Add Eight More Features and Two Shorts

Because you weren’t daunted enough, DIFF has added a few more selections to this year’s line-up. (Pro tip: Look for our survival guides, must-see recommends and a Matthew McConaughey paper doll in the next issue of the Observer, which is a film festival sponsor.) You’ve got eight new feature add-ons…

Former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, will Speak at UNT

She knows the hide-a-key location at the Bush’s Kennebunkport compound. She served as the 66th U.S. Secretary of State and escaped with enough energy to teach at Stanford. She could even reveal which animal species Dick Cheney’s newest heart was harvested from — but she won’t. She’s Condoleezza Rice, secret-keeper…