Addison Tops Dallas Neighborhoods In Cheaters, Per Capita

A recent study suggests that you might want to double wash your hands before exiting the restroom of that chain restaurant in Addison. The city tops AshleyMadison.com’s list of philanderers per capita. We can only imagine where they entertain their dalliances. The controversial website caters exclusively to married individuals who…

Ten Awesome Things To Do This Weekend: May 17 to 20

Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Starship Enterprise, is in town this weekend for Comic Con. So is Stan Lee. Let us all salute this momentous occasion with a collective glasses readjustment. All right, fellow office-dwellers! Let’s bust out of our workweek ruts and slip into something a little more comfortable,…

Christopher Columbus: Probably a Jerk

Few historical figures are as polarizing as Christopher Columbus. Yeah, he kinda got us here — even though others had discovered this patch of dirt before he did. He was also a dude with S.J.P., or Strong Jerk Potential — taking the victory, enslaving whoever crossed his mighty path and…

Chewbacca and Boba Fett Together!? Nerdgasm

If you reference Hoth when it’s too cold out and X-Men when it isn’t, you have no excuse to miss Dallas Comic Con. Possibly the largest assemblage of nerd celebrities ever to gather in this great state, Comic Con lasts two, glorious days. Hell, Stan Lee is going to be…

Of Course They All Die! It’s Opera!

The Fort Worth Opera Festival is now in full effect, and it’s kicking off the series with Puccini’s famous Tosca. Filled with some of classical music’s most famously soaring arias, Tosca is a story of love, politics and loss. Moreover, it’s the story of a gal with a whole lotta…

She Died For Her Art. Nope, She’s Just Asleep!

Leave it to those scamps at Oliver Francis to come up with tonight’s feat of endurance meets performance art spectacle: Hands On An Art Body. Done in the style of ’60s endurance phenomenons and the documentary Hands on a Hard Body, in which competitors kept one hand stuck to the…

How To Make The Mavericks’ Dance Squad

Audtitions are just around the corner, and the mad geniuses behind the Mavericks’ dance squad think you should take this prep class. There are 25 of ’em total starting on Monday, May 21 and they cost $15 bucks a-pop, with a price decrease if you purchase them in chunks. That’s…

Closing Chapter One of Oral Fixation

Last night closed out season one of Dallas’ new storytelling series, Oral Fixation. Created by Actress, Writer, Pilates Guru, and story telling sorceress, Nicole Stewart, these evenings give us a monthly night of pause to hear true tales from seven, brave tellers. While some, like recurring presenter Mac Lower are…

Ticket Giveaway: Sunday Passes for Dallas Comic Con!

Make sure you’ve got your inhalers in hand, fellow nerds, because you’re about to get winded. Every major fan boy icon is going to be in town this weekend for Dallas Comic Con, a two-day affair of geektastic proportions. Captain Jean Luc Picard and Q from Star Trek: TNG? Yes!…

Improve Dallas: Two Civic-Minded Events You Should Attend

Now one of the country’s most unique parks, I first learned about the High Line as a dopey out-of-towner, visiting New York’s MOMA on Free Day. They had an installation piece, a model of the project and short video work detailing how the city would reclaim the abandoned train tracks,…

Hitch Along A Musical Journey With Composer Joby Talbot, Tonight

He wrote the score for the film Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and is the musical force behind the Canadian ballet production of Alice In Wonderland, and tonight you lucky devils can spend an evening in Joby Talbot’s company. He’ll speak at the Winspear’s Hamon Hall in a conversation moderated…

Five Reasons Why I Won’t Use This Scary Sleep Aid

My desk is where freebies and sample go to die. Just call it the Florida of unloved promotions. I’ve gotten used to stacking folders on top of books penned by Jersey Shore stars and wore a bandana over my mouth when that terrible bottle of stroganoff-scented cologne was broken during…

Dear Arts Community, My Friend Nash is Being Bullied

Dear Friends of the Arts, I know we don’t chat too often, but I’d like to change that. See, there’s this bully in town and he’s been pestering my friend. It didn’t start out this way — I guess it never does. Initially I thought MT and Nash would get…

Our Top 12 Photos from Diorama-O-Rama

This Saturday, things got ree–eeee—eeeal dorky at Bolt Studios as Diorama-O-Rama gathered followers of the dark, nerdly arts for a day of craftivism. The event raises loot for local charities, with this installment’s kitty getting kicked toward Café Momentum, a group that teaches culinary skills to at-risk youth in the…

The First 48: An Artist, a Box and a Catheter

Roughly a hundred people were gathered in Oak Cliff on Sunday to watch Erica Felicella emerge from her performance art piece, “Visible Shell,” including one very concerned young girl. “We’ve house sat for her before and she’s got a king-size bed,” she reported to me while petting my dog. Her…

Warning: The Nasher’s New Show Could Cause Transcendence

The first time I tried meditation, I failed. We sat by the fireplace in my friend’s living room as she guided us, peacefully through the steps. “Focus your mind forward and imagine a constant, something you’ve seen and trusted the existence of your entire life — the moon, the sun…

James Franco’s Advice For The Graduating Class of 2012

James Franco is in the area today, serving as Keynote speaker for the UT Arlington graduating class of 2012 at the Levitt Pavilion, in Arlington. The fest looks major, with fireworks, music and a bunch of other stuff that will distract the group of scholars from the dismal job market…

Striking A Nerv: This New Gallery Is On A Mission

“It reminds me of Bauhaus,” gushed Natalie Vaughn while scampering around the newly created Nerv Gallery in preparation for Friday and Saturday night’s grand opening. She’s talking about the space’s ability to unite varying artistic styles when referencing the famous German institution, which has been the cornerstone of this project…

Don’t Wait Until The Weekend, Have A Mom Date Tonight

Your mom doesn’t want anything fancy for Mother’s Day, so stop stressing over it. She wants what every mom wants: a little quality time with you. Mom’s Night Out at Mockingbird Station goes down tonight at 7 p.m. and features goodies from The People’s Last Stand and purchasable snacks from…