Red All Over

We know what the inside of Swedish houses look like. We got the Ikea a few years ago and have made enough trips—actual and through that fabulous catalog—to know the perfectly organized reality of Scandinavian nesting. Clean lines, children’s creative areas, inviting color and tasty, lingonberry-sauced meatballs. Right? Right. But…

Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow used to put out a good bit of songwriting. Looking back at the dates, though, those gems come distinctly from 1996 and 1998. There is no bluesy “Redemption Day,” no solid pop of “The Difficult Kind” and certainly no incredibly soul-baring “Crash and Burn” on her latest scattered…

Love, Actually

It’s never just right. At least, not romance’s big picture. But those tiny, ideal moments and whimsical details counteract the gigantic fuck-ups and earth-shattering misspeaks in relationships. One silly reminder note can end up being better than any expensive gift. And one back rub can make up for many a…

Sixties Symph

The Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra aims to give audiences a little 1960s flashback and a happy heart with this weekend’s i>Music of the Baby Boomers concerts. They think that a revue of tunes by The Beatles, the Beach Boys, Motown’s finest, Frankie Valli, Burt Bacharach and others, conducted by Jack…

Hanging With Dr. Cooper

So I’m looking into this Dr. Kenneth Cooper guy, father of aerobics and man behind our own Cooper Aerobics Center, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I shouldn’t be drinking this shake. Maybe I should keep track of my Weight Watchers Points all the time. Perhaps my exercise plan should consist of…

Laugh Laugh

You know Bruce Bruce. The doubly monikered comic has hosted BET’s Coming to the Stage, has been in Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits commercials and that Ying Yang Twins video “Salt Shaker.” I’ll take the Popeye’s and the Ying Yang, but I cannot tolerate Bruce Bruce’s participation in box office splat…

Odd Girls

The neat freak versus the messy one. OCD versus pack rat mound-making. Unger versus Madison. It’s a pairing pop culture fans know better as The Odd Couple. The Richardson Theatre Centre, however, is shaking things up a bit. They’re throwing out the classic tale of singles co-habitating…only this time, instead…

Wands Up!

After reading Born Standing Up, Steve Martin’s memoir about the beginning of his career, it’s clear that many of the entertainers (including Martin) we consider to be legendary comics started out doing magic tricks. So what are the new comagicians up to these days? The floating ball? The dove? Card…

Review: Bob’s Steak & Chop House

If there’s one slap-in-the-face quality to Bob’s Steak & Chop House in Grapevine, it’s unabashed masculinity—even more so than at the cozier, well-worn 15-year-old original Dallas location. From décor to dishes, it’s a man’s world. Or at least, it tries to be, with high-backed booths and wood details, old photos…

Have a Relaxing Flight

Oh, to be a person of leisure. To have reason for a chaise or fainting couch and have occasion to lie upon it. To schedule hair appointments at hours that don’t make my stylist want to strangle me. To eat meals seated. To not drink my low-fat yogurt smoothie whilst…

New Jack City

I didn’t cry when Bobby Brown left New Edition. ‘Cause well, Bell Biv DeVoe kinda had it goin’ on for a while there. Producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis and the Shocklees had ol’ BBD bustin’ out with “Poison” (to which I can still sing the lyrics) and the whole…

Hands-Off Handiwork

He’s played with faeries, talked to angels, fronted the electro-drag She-Dick and now he’s got an exhibition of original artwork. He’s Dan Paul Roberts, and folks, if someone can do all those things, be called a “wizardly gentleman” by the Magnolia Gallery’s Scott Horn and hail from Wichita Falls, then…

The Buck Stops Here

To this day I remain amazed that Bucky Covington made it to 8th freaking place on American Idol. His disdain for hitting any ol’ note and his aw-shucks attitude posed a quandary for me: I wanted to punch him in the effed-up teeth but alas, one hand was on the…

The Gospel of Vickie

Aside from her prolific career as an award-winning gospel singer, a charitable woman and a family gal, Vickie Winans is one of those rare birds that is a “I lived through all this, baby, you’re fine” sort of inspiration. Don’t believe me? A glance at any of her assorted Web…

The Last Real Barber?

I do it every time. I start a series of something and I obsessively watch or read it with this insatiable urge to finish. (Yeah, sometimes even if it starts to suck really hard, as in the case of Scrubs.) It’s a compulsion. I must know every detail. I must…

How to Be a Good Cover Band

If you’d asked two years ago, I would have said that the only reason for a cover band to exist is to make money and watch the crazy shit that goes down at weddings, and that’s coming from someone who’s been in one. Yeah, I admit it—the Ronnie Dobbs Band…

New Metal

People always said a friend of mine had a problem for picking up other people’s scraps and trash and taking them home to see if he could either make them work, or make them into something else. I always thought it was kind of cool that all this stuff folks…

Cotton to This

If there’s a name that screams former Justice Department agent, it’s Cotton Malone. Seriously. The fact that the guy is now a rare books dealer that gets involved in all sorts of political conspiracies seems like a natural segue for a guy with that name. His sidekick, you ask? Why…

Frankly, My Dear

Everyone knows Gone With the Wind. Rhett Butler, dresses made of curtains and you know what? I don’t give a damn. There are GWTW collectors and obsessors—regarding the book, the movie or both. I don’t get it. Call me crazy, but rarely do I have cravings for a good Civil…

I Will, I Should

I have to start eating better. I should start exercising more regularly now that I’ve successfully ended a three-year contract with Bally after having entered said center one time. I will stop over-scheduling myself—I have to manage my time better so that I can actually go out and do things…

Postage Paid

“You say goodbye, and I say hello.” Everyone from the Beatles to your mom has had a relationship with the dichotomy of greetings and farewells, arrivals and departures. Are you really happy to see Aunt Kay? Or is it better when she and that dog of hers head out the…

Gifting And Giving

Time to bust out the wallets yet again. Valley House Gallery & Sculpture Garden has rounded up contemporary art, early Texas art and 19th- and 20th-century American and European art for an exhibition with a cause. Holidays Are a Time for Giving not only represents the wide range of art…