Killer Photo Alert: Neiman Marcus Parking Garage

Perhaps you’re like me: First thing I thought when I saw this wondrous photo was, “Stephen, have you–by any chance–shrunk down to the size of a quarter after a mysterious ray gun zapped you, and are now residing inside an old 35mm film can?” Turns out, it’s not true. Photographer…

Nicole Stewart: The Memoir Wrangler

In this week’s Dallas Observer we profile 30 of the metro area’s most interesting characters, with new portraits of each from local photographer Mark Graham. See the entire Dallas Observer People Issue here. A little more than three years ago, Nicole Stewart was in Venice Beach, California, and she was…

Pizza Hut Just Goes Ahead and Releases Garlic Bread Pizza

Just a few weeks after announcing the P’Zolo, which is a Pizza Sandwich the size of The Rock’s forearm, and then being hosed by The Black Keys, Pizza Hut has gone ahead and announced their newest Pizza Thing: the Garlic Bread Pizza. They just didn’t want to sit on it…

Man, I Used To Really Love Coldplay

See also: Coldplay at American Airlines Center: Night One Years ago, something disturbing was taped up on the walls of my friend’s dorm room at SMU. Printed on plain, white paper were the lyrics from “A Rush of Blood to the Head” by Coldplay. He’d even increased the font size,…

Here’s Dallas Getting Pummeled By Hail

Reports of smashed car windows, skylights and pretty-expensive-art exhibits rolled on Twitter this evening, as egg-to-baseball sized hail fell in Dallas. The storm hit right around the time the Dallas reboot kicked in on TNT, which meteorologists said was due to Mother Nature’s hatred for Patrick Duffy. First, some video…

Here’s What The Omni Looks Like on ‘Shrooms

Speaking of Dallas as one massive Lite Brite… Photographer Mike Mezeul, who may or may not be at home right now painting some cats, forwarded along this shot taken two nights ago of the Omni looking particularly candy-like. And no, Mike says, there’s no ‘shopping done to this sucker. It’s…

And Now, a Spectacular Lightning Photo from Denton

WFAA reported yesterday that “explosive t-storm development” was possible in North Texas. Not sure what an explosive thunderstorm was, but it sure as heckfire didn’t sound good. Plus, Delkus was telling us to strap in. Anyway, storms weakened late last night. Before that, however, Denton was treated to a Tesla-esque…

Failed Food Truck Ideas

It’s tough work starting a food truck. There’s the prep work, the broken knee after Jimmy “The Bag” hobbles you for falling behind on the Meat Tax, and managing Twitter. When the concept works, it can be an exciting food adventure that becomes part of the city’s culinary lexicon. An…

All of the Lights: Dallas Edition (Photo)

Photographer Stephen Masker, whose work you may remember from such sites as this one, sent us this sharp, sensational photo that he nabbed from Dealey Plaza on Friday evening. Not sure if it’s the buzzing neon, but I couldn’t help but hear this. Lets you know you’re home, no? Update:…

The Ten Best Fan Photos from A-Kon 23

Not long ago, Dallas was graced with the fascinating costumed-innovations of the fans of Comic Con. Thanks to an adorable partnership between Master Chief and the Sand People of Star Wars, it was nearly impossible to imagine an event to top such fantastic work. Well, kudos Dallas. This year’s A-Kon,…

Pizza Hut Fights Subway With New, Fascinatingly-Named Sandwich: The P’Zolo

It’s sandwich wars. Plano-based Pizza Hut is making a pass at sandwiches again, as The New York Times reported yesterday, with the three new designs bearing the name P’Zolo. Aside from the name sounding like a George Lucas character, the “sandwiches” are designed to destroy the uber-successful, five-dollar foot-long at…

Let’s Take a Moment to Appreciate This Sriracha Spray Bottle

OK, stop what you’re doing. Just stop for a moment and revel in Sprayracha. As you can see from the above, some brilliant hero has transformed his innocuous Sriracha bottle into a wide-radius, flavor-spraying machine. You may recall our debate on the few, few things that Sriacha does not go…

Your Memorial Day Weekend Food Porn

Last week, we asked you to send in your Memorial Day Weekend food dishes. Holy lime-infused guacamole people!: you delivered. From gorgeous steaks to fancy tacos, Dallasites (and beyond) ate well this weekend. We have a slide show showing off the full-round of shots, and below you’ll find a few…

The Best Music Photos from Memorial Day Weekend

Let the wild rumpus begin, Dallas. You had a buzzing, humming, sexy weekend of music. Like, a real luxury yacht of fiery shows. There’s more to come to this summer, of course, with KXT’s Summer Cut up next weekend (Mmm…Flaming Lips). Somewhere in the crowds for Homegrown Fest, FLOAT, The…

Watch the Invention That Will Solve All of Our Stubborn Ketchup-Bottle Problems

Apocalypse reversed. Stuffed in a lab for a couple of months, a few Really Smart People (it’s fair to imagine the crisp white coats and twirling test tubes at this point) have discovered an innovation to cure the Heinz-Bottle-Knife-Clang and Mayonnaise-Flung-to-Crotch-Syndrome: LiquiGlide. (Video below) Before coming in second place at…

Earth (the Planet) Now Has a Stuffed Crust

Just like everything Pizza Hut makes, Planet Earth now comes with a stuffed crust, after 300,000-plus wheels of gorgeous and delicious Parmesan and Grana Padano cheese were lost in a 6.0 Earthquake this past weekend. Last year, we watched Scardello crack a 90-pound wheel of Parmesan-Reggiano, the all-omnipotent King of…