Baseball Saying Yes to No

Tampa Bay Rays’ pitcher Matt Garza tossed a no-hitter last night. It was the fifth this season in Major League Baseball, most since 1991. Funny thing is, now the San Diego Padres and New York Mets are the only current teams without a no-no in their history. Interesting thing is, what gives? Can it…

If Only Martellus Bennett Could Play Football

At this rate, Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett will finish the season with more apologies than catches. Again yesterday Marty B was trying to explain another episode of “embarrassing the franchise”, this time when nude self-portraits showed up on the internet at a site called mediatakeout.com. No big deal, really…

Dez Bryant Catching Passes, Dropping Duties

Roy Williams can’t carry Dez Bryant’s jock, so why should the Dallas Cowboys’ rookie receiver carry the veteran’s pads? Because he’s a rookie, that’s why. Troy Aikman baked cookies and took them on the team plane. As a Texas Rangers’ rookie, Jarrod Saltalamacchia wore a diaper on a road trip…

Whitt’s End: 7.23.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *OK, OK,  I get it. So I write that Dez Bryant almost assuredly wouldn’t be signed by Day 1 of Dallas Cowboys’ training camp. “Barring an 11th-hour agreement … ” I…

Big 12 Football: OU over UT

The media hath spoken in regards to the 2010 Big 12 Conference football season and the winners are … Oklahoma. And Nebraska. We’ll get to the full pre-season predictions after the jump, but in picking OU over Texas in the South apparently the Big 12 media thinks Landry Jones will…

Okay Cliff Lee, Show Us Your Stuff

The Texas Rangers have a five-game lead in the American League West. Tonight they begin a four-game series with the second-place Anaheim Angels in Arlington. (And over the next 11 days they’ll face the Angels seven times. How the West was won, anyone?) In other words, time for new pitching…

The Cowboys Will Kick Off Training Camp Without Dez Bryant

Dallas Cowboys’ rookie receiver Dez Bryant may start once the NFL regular season starts. But he’ll be on the sidelines when training camp begins Friday in San Antonio. Almost assuredly. Barring an 11th-hour contract agreement, Bryant will be one of many NFL rookies to miss the official start of their…

Lance Armstrong, I Still Believe You

Floyd Landis says he doped. Greg LeMond says he doped. The entire country of France says he doped. But did Lance Armstrong ever dope? I want to believe. I need to believe. I’m desperate for just one of our sports heroes – Roger Staubach and Nolan Ryan notwithstanding – to…

I Thought Dustin Nippert Was Dead

I’m amazed that Texas Rangers’ pitcher Dustin Nippert is alive, much less well. When I initially saw Austin Jackson’s line drive hit Nippert in his right temple and carom over Michael Young’s head into left field for a double, I thought the worst. Didn’t you? The worst, as in, you…

Miles Austin on the Cover of Sports Illustrated. Uh-Oh.

For the second time in 2010, Dallas Cowboys’ receiver Miles Austin has made the cover of Sports Illustrated. A sign of stardom? Or a jinx waiting to strike? Austin is on this week’s cover curiously wearing a No. 2 jersey (as a Yankees fan, he was honoring Derek Jeter during…

Your Dallas Mavericks Are Different. But Are They Better?

The answer to the headline is, obviously, yes. But how much better? Since their collapse in the 2006 NBA Finals, the Mavericks have won one playoff series. After last spring’s first-round loss to the San Antonio Spurs, another 55-win regular season amounted to nil. And now, another off-season has prompted…

The Top 5 Texas Rangers Victories of 2010 … So Far

Their manager was in the clubhouse, ejected. Their pitcher was in the hospital, knocked woozy. Their future was in the courtroom, bankrupt. And, worst of all, their 5-hour, 14-inning game was in Detroit, at the House of Horrors known as Comerica Park. But in a season that feels more special by…

Emmitt Now Believes in Cowboys. Do You?

A year ago former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith shoved aside his diamonds and poo-pooed all over the team, predicting a 7-9 record because, in part, they lacked leadership. Yet there was Smith last January, sitting in owner Jerry Jones’ suite at Cowboys Stadium and leading the towel-waving during…

The Top 10 Things I Learned on Staycation

10. Going to Vegas, London, Mexico, etc. is nice and all, but sometimes staying put feels right. 9. 36 holes of golf in one day is plenty. 8. SMU worked hard to attract a special coach like June Jones. I hope they work just as hard to keep him. 7. We’re…

The Mavs Finally Make Their Move, and the Rangers Trump Them?

Hope Mark Cuban enjoyed his love, because now comes a dose of reality. As much as I was excited by the Texas Rangers’ trade for pitching ace Cliff Lee, I was disappointed by the Dallas Mavericks’ big summer shocker: Erick Dampier and his long-coveted expiring contract for … A backup center?…

Mark Cuban, Owner … Texas Rangers?

Say it is so. And, I’ll be damned, it is. Taking three of four at Fenway for the first time in 15 years is impressive and acquiring Cliff Lee is intriguing, but the Texas Rangers luring Mark Cuban as a potential new owner is down right life-changing. (All I had…

The Cowboys’ Tony Romo Takes A Potty Break

Note from Richie: Like Tony Romo, I’ve taken every blog snap for The Sportatorium the last two years. As I go on vacation this week, it’s great to finally have a backup. Especially an award-winning, in-the-know backup like Mike Fisher. Trust me, he’s no Kitna. You’ve read his scoops over at www.DallasBasketball.com (and can follow…

Whitt’s End: 7.9.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Hope last night doesn’t come back to haunt the Texas Rangers down the road. Despite leading 4-0 with undefeated pitcher Tommy Hunter on the mound in Arlington, the Rangers imploded late…

LeBronadrama: You Watchin’?

In last month’s NBA Draft, 60 players found new homes. In tonight’s made-for-TV special, one player will announce his new team. It’s official: LeBron James is bigger than the NBA. Are you amped about The Decision? You can actually bet on whether or not King James will put on a crown tonight…