Nuts, Southwest

Southwest Airlines’s stock is taking a beating today — down $1.90 at last check, to $7.91, following an analyst’s decision to downgrade the stock to “sell” from “underperform.” That follows yesterday’s announcement that, for the second quarter in a row, the Dallas-based carrier posted a loss — even though it…

Dallas Cowboys and The Ticket Divorce

Jeff Catlin just sent Unfair Park a press release proving Richie was right when he predicted the Dallas Cowboys and KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket) would be parting ways sooner than later. Officially, the deal was up and into its option phase, and Catlin says the Ticket actually opted out of…

And Starring Jason Kidd as “Turtle”

This Dallas Mavericks promo was just posted to YouTube, and the Unfair Parkers who semi-regularly attend home games say they haven’t yet seen this at the American Airlines Center. The joke, such as it is, works only when the vid’s viewed in high-quality mode. Still, not even in the same…

Dallas Opera, Fit for a Queen

A welcome touch of class this morning courtesy the Dallas Opera, which tonight bows its production of Gaetano Donizetti’s lyric tragedy in three acts, Roberto Devereux. (Had plans to go, but, well, for those about rock and so forth.) Yet again, the Opera has smartly used YouTube to offer myriad…

Mother Jones Welcomes Homes Dubya

Well, actually, that’d be San Francisco-based Mother Jones writer Josh Harkinson, a Preston Hollow native (his parents still live here) who today posted an essay about what it’s like to grow up in the neighborhood populated by the likes of Ross Perot, Tom Hicks, AT&T CEO Rayford Wilkins Jr. and,…

Let’s Talk Trash For a Second

Last night, the missus wondered why we received a postcard from the city’s Sanitation Services Department inviting us to a “community meeting” with our city council member this Saturday to discuss garbage collection. “Um,” I told her, “probably because they want to tell us that starting in February, the city’s…

Why Dallas Needs to Be More Walkable

Because, look, your ride just ain’t safe. KXAS-Channel 5 has the story of the “brick-wielding vandals” targeting cars in East Dallas. In all, more than 24 folks had their cars smashed up late Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning — without anything being stolen. Alas, this no-really? note at the…

Omni Hotels Takes a Bite Off Bob’s Plate

Will Dallas’s convention center hotel get a Bob’s Steak and Chop House? Fair question this morning, as Irving-based Omni Hotels — which the city council tapped to operate the convention center hotel — announced this morning that it has acquired a 50-percent stake in the brand name, with plans to…

Dallas, Both “Silly” and “Self-Confident”

Jeremy Gerard, a theater critic for The Dallas Morning News some two decades ago, is now a New York-based editor for Bloomberg News, the first media outlet to which George Steel denied he was leaving his new Dallas Opera gig for an opening in New York. This morning, Gerard weighs…

Downtown Dallas at the Crossroads

It stands at the end of a short, out-of-the-way dead-end street a few blocks from City Hall: 508 Park Ave., where a man and a guitar more or less invented rock and roll 72 years ago. The building is vacant and decaying, but not alone. On a recent Saturday afternoon,…

Have knife; will sue

Robert Wilonsky BUZZ Switch and bait: OK, before any of you fine weapons-owning people out there in Internet-land get all huffy and write in to tell Buzz that we’re an idiot, let’s be clear on one thing: Buzz knows we’re an idiot. Thank you. We say this because the last…

David “Fathead” Newman Has Died at 75

Josh Alan Friedman, who penned an amazing piece about the Texas Tenor for the paper version of Unfair Park long ago, brings sad news today: Corsicana-born, Dallas-raised sax great David “Fathead” Newman died yesterday. There’s only been one obituary, but a call to David’s wife and manager Karen offers further…

David “Fathead” Newman Has Died at 75

Josh Alan Friedman, who penned an amazing piece about the Texas Tenor for the paper version of Unfair Park long ago, brings sad news today: Corsicana-born, Dallas-raised sax great David “Fathead” Newman died yesterday. There’s only been one obituary, but a call to David’s wife and manager Karen offers further…

With Jerry Jones, Greatness Courts Failure

A Friend of Unfair Park directs our attention to the Dallas Cowboys’ official Web site, which published a Q&A with owner and general manager Jerry Jones last night. It’s not exactly the most illuminating interview — lots of assessing and evaluating going on, which is only, what, six months too…