One Dallas WaMu Down, 22 To Go

On Friday, J.P. Morgan Chase announced it’s shuttering 23 Washington Mutual locations in  Dallas and another six in Fort Worth by the end of March. Only, it didn’t say where, just that it was letting customers know, so there. Alas, Friend of Unfair Park Steven R. just snapped this photo…

Ron Kirk’s Doing Just Fine, Thanks

The Senate Committee on Finance doesn’t have Ron Kirk’s confirmation hearing penciled in on the schedule; so, for now, Bush appointee Peter F. Allgeier is the acting U.S. Trade Representative, the position to which then-President-elect Barack Obama appointed Kirk last month. But the former Dallas mayor took at least one…

Says Colbert, Ed Young’s “The Sex Preacher”

Intended to post this early, but got otherwise distracted — was too busy answering the age-old question, WWJD? Alas, the delightful Adam McGill has reminded me of something I thought I only hallucinated last night during a midnight-thirty Comedy Central tune-in: Pastor Ed Young, Fellowship Church’s “sexpert” (ewwww), appeared on…

John Updike Died This Morning

Unfair Park just received this brief, sad missive from Nicholas Latimer, director of publicity for Knopf:It is with great sadness that I report that John Updike died this morning at the age of 76, after a battle with lung cancer. He was one of our greatest writers, and he will…

If You’ve Ever Wanted a Masonic Temple …

View Larger MapAs mentioned last week, the Dallas City Council’s Economic Development Committee is scheduled to discuss this morning offering $50,000 in historic tax incentives to three buildings, one of which is the Masonic Temple at 507 S. Harwood Street. Shortly after posting that tidbit, a Friend of Unfair Park…

No Reservations Required

Wolfgang Puck’s Five Sixty, perched at the top of Reunion Tower, doesn’t officially make its bow till February 10’s grand opening. (It began its soft opening last week.) But Brian James has posted to Flickr a photographic tour of the rehabbed eatery, which is well worth a peek for those…

Once An Aggie …

Over the weekend, Martellus Bennett posted this video in which he’s sporting a Dallas Cowboys helmet while throwing down some decidedly NSFW rhymes that are, let’s face it, not terribly tight for a tight end. Only way it coulda been worse? If he’d been sporting Mom jeans, which are worth…

Barefoot Sanders Always Was the Best Boy

Couple of weeks ago, word was that Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price was talking to Dallas Independent School District board president Jack Lowe about renaming North Dallas High School for one of its most famous graduates, Judge Harold Barefoot Sanders, who died in September. So happens that only yesterday,…

Crossing The Bridge, Sooner Than Later

Last city council committee item of the day, swear. But it’s certainly worth a look-see as the Quality of Life Committee this afternoon gets an update on The Bridge. It’s very much a case of good news-bad news for the homeless assistance center on Corsicana Street: Almost 500 folks have…

Well, If It’s Good Enough for Michael Irvin …

… it’s good enough for Terrell Owens. Only days after the former Cowboys receiver announced his reality show, brought to you by the folks responsible for The Biggest Loser, the current (?) Cowboys receiver and VH1 offer news concerning Owens’s program, which doesn’t have a debut date as of yet:The…

A Division of Urban Forestry, Perhaps?

Seems only appropriate to follow our dead-tree item from Friday with this bit of news: Today, the city council’s Quality of Life Committee will take up two urban forestry items, one of which suggests that perhaps it’s time for the City of Dallas to create an “an Office or Division…

Preston Center, “An Oasis”

This morning, Bloomberg News pays a visit to Preston Center, where a certain former president is about to set up shop, and finds that it’s quite “popular with lawyers who don’t want to be downtown, small accounting firms seeking proximity to wealthy clients, and investors who need office space outside…

EXPO-nentionally Bad News from Home Depot

View Larger MapFour years ago, Home Depot shuttered four of its five EXPO Design Centers in Texas, leaving only the behemoth on Dallas Parkway near the Galleria. And in coming days, that one will no longer exist either, as Home Depot this morning issued a media release announcing that it’s…

A Desire Named Streetcar

Schutze’s fourth-favorite subject, streetcars, goes before the Dallas City Council’s Transportation and Environmental Committee this morning, where council members will be joined by Dallas Area Rapid Transit’s board of directors. They’ve got a lot to consider, as in: Where will the streetcars go, who’ll govern the operation, how much will…