Hey, Dill, Merry Christmas

After the jump, courtesy the folks at Firehouse Dallas, The Carol of the Christmas Pickle — a nod to this most mysterious of holiday traditions. Says it’s been viewed ’round 30 thousand times since debuting two weeks ago, though first I heard of it was during the annual “Dallas Christmas”…

“You’re So My First Buddy.”

Courtesy the Obama-Biden Transition Project — which I keep confusing with the Alan Parsons Project — this photo from Friday’s press conference during which the president-elect named former Dallas Mayor Ron Kirk the chief U.S. trade representative. Already made it my wallpaper. And Valentine’s Day card. Still, though, need a…

Banks on Bailout: What Money?

The Associated Press had the temerity to ask the banks that pocketed more than $1 billion in bailout dough, Um, so where’d the money go, anyway? To which every single one said, None of your business. Included on that list: downtown Dallas-based Comerica.”We’re not sharing any other details. We’re just…

A Wake for a Dump, or: Goodbye, Farewell and Amen to Texas Stadium

Editor’s note: Dave Lane, co-host of KTCK-AM’s Saturday-morning The Orphanage reports from Texas Stadium last night:Texas Stadium always looked better on TV. In person, it was a concrete-and-chain-link craphole with tacked-on suites and suspect pools of standing water. Still — as I was reminded yesterday, as early arrivals for the…

Spider-man Never Comes to Town Anymore, Which is a Shame

You’d best act now on this collectible comic, which came gratis with a Dallas Times Herald back in 1983 and is going for pennies on the pound for two more days. (This eBay’er wants $100, good God.) Though, come to think of it, the Texas Stadium Spidey’s probably more appropriate,…

Where Does Ron Kirk Stand on Trade? Why, On His Feet, Of Course.

Captain Ronald Tiberius Kirk will be promoted to admiral this morning, after which time he will have to deal with the Trade Federation, no easy task there. Hunh. I feel like I’ve confused some things here. President-elect Barack Obama will name First Buddy Ron Kirk the chief U.S. trade representative…

Even in a Lousy Economy, Brinker Finds Someone to Buy Macaroni Grill

And then there were three. Eleven days after analysts predicted Brinker International would indeed unload Romano’s Macaroni Grill despite the lousy credit market, it’s happened — for about $88 million, which doesn’t seem like a lot of pasta for a chain with some 220 eateries worldwide (as in, Egypt and…

Fort Worth-Based Dickies Makes Dallas ISD a Most Generous Offer

A glance at the Dallas Independent School District board of trustees’ meeting agenda for this evening reveals a few items of interest. Among them: The Stonewall Jackson PTA is trying to revive its beloved Outdoor Science Lab & Garden nearly done in during the district’s RIF in October. Which is…