Gustav Isn’t Screwing Around, and Neither is the City of Dallas

National Weather Service About an hour ago, city officials gave local media members a tour of the Dallas Convention Center, in which Dallas expects to hold folks fleeing Hurricane Gustav, which is close to reaching Category 5 status as it approaches the Louisiana coastline. Only, the city keeps insisting in…

Not Officially Part of the DISD Uniform

I’m wearing mine right now — a little uncomfortable but otherwise manageable. For those desiring other, safer options — a hat, say, or a saddle bag or just a plain old white tee — they’re available here at The Nice Price. Note to Superintendent Michael Hinojosa: Fund-raiser? Better than a…

The West Nile Hits East Dallas

Which is to say: “A resident of east Dallas has become the season’s first victim of mosquito carried West Nile Virus.” That’s according to the City of Dallas media release that just dropped in our in-box in advance of an extensive mosquito spray-down scheduled for Tuesday night beginning at 10…

Meat Avi Adelman

Say what you will about Avi Adelman, but far as one employee at the Kroger’s on Mockingbird Lane and Greenville Avenue is concerned, the man is a bona fide hero. Guess it’s what happens when you grow up the son of grocers, as the Barking Dog did. Jump for the…

Alex Jones Sics His Followers on The News, Demands Retraction

Alex Jones Dallas-born, Austin-based Alex Jones — the gravely voiced conspiracy theorist behind Infowars and this interview with Mark Stepnoski — has turned his attention toward Dallas’ Only Daily, which, he insists, libeled him yesterday in a posting by WBAP-AM (820)’s Mark Davis. Davis, who contributes to the paper’s op-ed…

You Are Not the Love of Jessica Simpson’s Life. Yes, You.

Expect to see and hear plenty from Jessica Simpson in coming days — her country album, Do You Know, is in stores September 9. (Though, yesterday it kinda found its way to the Internets a little early.) Which, among other reasons, is why she’s on the cover of the brand-new…

Not to Be

In its final 10 minutes, Hamlet 2 is little more than chaos, noise and nonsense, and those are 10 perfectly enjoyable minutes. It’s hard to knock any sequence that climaxes with a musical number titled “Rock Me, Sexy Jesus,” done up nice and Grease-y. Problem is, the 80 or so…

A.H. Belo Ain’t Going Below the Trinity With Its Free Briefing

Still haven’t seen a copy of A.H. Belo’s Briefing, the single-section freebie being chucked on the lawns of the 75-thou-and-up crowd not currently taking The Dallas Morning News, luckies. Alas, all I’ve seen is the online media kit, which describes the ad supplement thusly: “Briefing delivers concise and informative news,…