Kristine Kahanek’s Magic Umbrella

A Friend of Unfair Park e-mails with some literary doings courtesy a familiar face: KTVT-Channel 11 chief meteorologist Kristine Kahanek has a kiddies’ book forthcoming titled Katie and the Magic Umbrella: A Stormy Adventure. The book’s due in stores on Monday, and from the publisher’s description, the 44-pager aimed at…

Colin Ross and Unfair Park Insulted During the Same Podcast

Daniel Rodrigue Colin Ross, some folks think you’re just a “sincere kook.” I just knew we weren’t done with Colin Ross just yet. Surely, you recall our favorite X-Man — said he could get his mind to make a sound using eyebeams … or something? Anyway, last week The Skeptics’…

That’s Rich: Plano Tops Affluent List

Yesterday, the U.S. Census Bureau released a report titled Income, Earnings, and Poverty Data From the 2007 American Community Survey, in which it lists the cities with the highest median income and the lowest poverty rate. And, as you’ve no doubt guessed from the headline, Plano comes out on top…

The Cowboys’ Seven-Month Ache

Over at the Sportatorium this a.m., Richie has news concerning a certain ex-Ticket host who’s got himself a new gig he’s sure to like, which, I know, wasn’t the question. Only, what is an “R.J. Choppy,” and how much does it cost? Alas, in other sporting news, Tony Romo finally…

Obama’s Attorney Clearly Does Not Like, Um, Howard Simmons?

Harold Simmons Harold Simmons spent about $3 million on that Barack Obama attack ad, and Politico.com’s making sure he’s getting his money’s worth. Because moments ago, Ben Smith posted the second missive Obama’s counsel, Robert Bauer, sent to the Department of Justice in which Bauer demands an investigation into the…

Josh Brolin May Not Look Like W, But, Wow, That Voice …

By now, you’re no doubt aware of my insatiable and irrational interest in Oliver Stone’s W, which opens in October. So imagine my delight, then, to come across this item from late last week: extensive making-of footage from Lionsgate provided by Access Hollywood in which, for the first time, we…

Don Hill’s Genius Idea

How many dollars are currently in your wallet, Don Hill? No wonder you can’t pay Ray Jackson, then. Don Hill’s tried all kind of ways to get out from under the feds’ indictments in the City Hall low-income-housing bribery and extortion case, including last month’s claim that federal prosecutors are…

What Texas Delegation?

Two notes this a.m. concerning the Texas delegation’s afterthought treatment at the Democratic National Convention. First, from KERA-FM (90.1) via Capital News Connection, this report in which Dallas City Plan Commissioner and Cesar Chavez Tollway fan Neil Emmons explains why the Texans are stuck 45 minutes away from the convention…

Downtown, No Finer Place For Sure

Dallas Power & Light At this very moment, Commercial Property News is hosting the Dallas-Fort Worth Property Opportunities Conference at the Westin Galleria Dallas. So it’s no coincidence that CPN is on top of the shindig, reporting this morning about this morning’s keynote address, which was delivered by Ted Hamilton…

Classrooms, Minus Some Students

A troubling lead from this morning’s back-to-school report on KERA-FM (90.1): “About 30,000 students were no-shows in classrooms in the Dallas school district yesterday, the first day of the new school year.” And one mother of an H. Grady Spruce High School junior told B.J. Austin that her daughter, who’s…

You’re a Mean One, Kay Bailey

Caption-writing contest time, if you don’t mind. Lance doesn’t. He’s tough. Every year, The Washingtonian surveys some 1,700 top aides on Capitol Hill — “the administrative assistants, press secretaries, legislative directors, and chiefs of committee staffs” — for its Best & Worst of Congress issue. And, turns out, U.S. Senator…

Obama’s Counsel Wants DOJ to See if Harold Simmons Broke Election Law

On the first day of the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Barack Obama’s campaign is busying itself with the handiwork of Dallas billionaire Harold Simmons, who, as we noted yesterday, financed an ad linking the Democratic presidential candidate with former Weather Underground-er William Ayers. As Time noted late this afternoon,…

I Bought Mr. Peppermint’s Yearbook

The star of the June 1944 Woodrow Wilson Senior Class production of And Came the Spring, in which he played Jeffrey Hartman If you know Nicky de Larios — Woodrow Wilson High School, Class of ’44 — please let the former cheerleader know I have her yearbook. Seems to be…

Wheels? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Wheels.

It’s been mentioned a couple of times on FrontBurner, including today: Folks wake up in the morning, only to find their car or SUV is missing all four wheels. The D boys have mentioned a few locations — Preston Hollow, University Park, Abrams Road and Northwest Highway, Lovers Lane and…