Looked Like You Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

Not a scene from DFW’s air traffic control, swear One week ago today, the Government Accountability Office released a report that noted the Federal Aviation Administration’s stepped-up efforts to hire new air traffic controllers, to compensate for “the projected departure of over 15,000 air traffic controllers between 2008 and 2017.”…

You Gotta Pay to Play, Say SMU’s President and Head Football Man

Observer contributing photographer Brian Harkin contributes the photos for USA Today’s stories today on SMU and head football man June Jones, who figures he can get the Mustangs to a BCS bowl within the next five years. (Optimism tastes just like pineapple!) There’s also the piece headlined: “SMU spends big…

Out of ICE Custody, a Plano Imam Must Now Leave the Country

Imam Safdar Razi Ali A Friend of Unfair Park sends word that Imam Safdar Razi Ali was released last week by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, more than two months after federal authorities snatched him from his Plano home without explanation. There is but one caveat: Ali must leave the country…

Charles Dean Hood Will Not Die Tonight

Charles Dean Hood The story of Charles Dean Hood, who was scheduled to die tonight for the 1989 murder of Ronald Williamson and his girlfriend Tracie Wallace in Plano, has garnered national attention since at least 2005, when Salon first broke the story that State District Court Judge Verla Sue…

Keep Your Eye on the Bottoms

A page from the city’s study concerning redevelopment in the Tenth Street Bottoms I wasn’t going to write about this, because City Manager Mary Suhm assured me it was nonsense. I think she may have implied that I was nonsense too. But the church fire on Sparks Street yesterday has…

A List That Warrants a Look

Whew — I ain’t on the city’s outstanding-warrants list, just posted to the city’s Web site as part of its threat to arrest the deadbeats. So, I dunno, you might wanna check and see if you’re on it, lest you wind up stung by the rather benignly monikered Operation Pay…

Downtown, Things Will Be Great When You’re Downtown

CNN wonders: “Is America’s suburban dream collapsing into a nightmare?” By which, one assumes, they mean, oh, Frisclosure? Because mentioned in the piece is downtown Dallas’s revitalization, courtesy Schutze’s pal and New Urbanism prophet Christopher Leinberger, who says folks no longer want to live miles away from their jobs. He…

Study Figures Dallas-Fort Worth Has Fifth-Worst Traffic in U.S.

In case you didn’t know these were the DFW’s traffic hot spots, INRIX sends a reminder. INRIX is a formerly Microsoft-affiliated company that keeps track of traffic. And, far as it’s concerned, the Dallas-Fort Worth is a congested mess — fifth-worst in the country, matter of fact, behind only Los…

The Texas Rangers’ “Dead Money”

A $4-Million Frank That’d be one Frank Catalanotto, says Forbes today on its list of sports’ “Best-Paid Bench Warmers.” Why come? Well, first off: He’s making $4 million this year. And he’s had all of 144 at-bats. And, notes Forbes, “Catalanotto has never reached 500 at-bats in a season during…

Jessica Simpson Likes Her Meat

Mike Fuentes for Unfair Park A mid-afternoon breather after a morning full of actual news: We now direct your attention to this suitable-for-framing Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo photo, which apparently is being taken as a right cross to the jaw of one of Tony Romo’s exes, “sexy vegetarian” Carrie…