The Magic Man, Not El Diablo

Been waiting two years to find an excuse to run a photo of Doug Henning. The famous Douglas Magicland, formerly on North Ervay till its myriad moves around Dallas preceding its disappearing act, received a shout-out in yesterday’s New York Times. Came in a story about Dallas-born magic man John…

Marty Pants

Several Friends of Unfair Park have pointed our attention this a.m. to Mitch Albom’s column in the Detroit Free Press, previewing the previously unfathomable Stars-Red Wings Game Six tonight at the American Airlines Center. Albom, the favorite sports columnist of every mother in America, writes that Red Wings netminder Chris…

Mayor Tom Is Far From a Guitar Hero

We were highly anticipating seeing Mayor Tom Leppert bust out some rock moves with Guitar Hero III today, but he wussed out. The plan was for the mayor and Blockbuster CEO Jim Keyes to duke it out with plastic guitars; only, it evolved into two suits trying too damned hard…

On the Border, Off the Fence

Days after Farmers Branch voters handed Tim O’Hare a mandate to enforce immigration laws — or at least try — and Carrollton voters replaced Don Henley’s fiancée with O’Hare of the dog that bit you, folks and leaders along Texas’ southern border seem to feel a bit differently. They’re more…

Update: Brian Loncar in ICU

Brian Loncar Editor’s note: When I posted this item this morning, it appeared as though no one was seriously injured in last night’s accident. Clearly, that has changed, as evidenced by the updates I have posted throughout the day, and the tone of the original item is no longer appropriate…

Dallas GOP Moneybags Dick Collins Steers Swift Boat Toward Obama

One of Stop Him Now’s features is a cartoon titled “The Oval Office,” in which Barack Obama’s been elected president — a “scary peek,” says the site. Looks like Richard Collins, Dallas businessman and Republican moneybags, has decided to steer his swift boat in another direction: The man who’s poured…

Pete Schweddy Weighs In on Bryan Adams’ G.P.S. Monitors

We began the week with news of Bryan Adams High School outfitting chronic truants with Global Positioning System monitors, which lead to a heated, inevitable debate over their use. And it hasn’t ended: Yesterday, National Public Radio’s Talk of the Nation ran a lengthy segment on the devices’ use at…

Now, the Best of Dallas Observer

A heapin’ helpin’ of huzzahs and mazel tovs are in order today for two Dallas Observer staffers: Megan Feldman and Alexander Flores. Both are among the finalists in the 13th annual AltWeekly Awards, which will be handed out by the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies during the first week of June…

Toll Road Hard and Put Up Wet

Yet another conceptual drawing of a far-off project pushed further back on the calendar. Last night at 10, WFAA-Channel 8 ran a good story on the growing delays in the Trinity River toll road timeline. According to Mayor Tom Leppert’s own metric for the cost of delays, the toll road…

The Police, Elvis Costello and the Impostors

Sorry, but this is heresy—must be a typo, eh? Elvis C. sharing a bill—and opening no less—for that shite lite-jazz-rock trio formerly known as The Police? At least you can boogie out of the shed early, before Sting and the geezers launch into their soggy soccer-mom redos of “Walking on…

Radiohead, Liars

Radiohead’s only the best live band in the world, as evidenced by the countless in-concert bootlegs (and the sole official release) that way outstrip the studio efforts, even when recorded from inside a concertgoer’s back pocket 5,294 rows from the stage. Since The Bends, anyway, the albums have sounded as…