Elvis Costello & the Impostors

Pardon, if you will, but the bliss is almost too much to bear—and that’s before the needle greets the record. (Ah, yes, right: “needle” and “record.” Children, do ask your grandparents.) Costello—still ignoring the expiration date stamped “1986,” the date of his most, ahem, recent must-own—has finally rushed to market…

Farmers Branch, Where Even the Legals Don’t Feel So Welcome

Farmers Branch touts itself as a homey community of parkland and wide, landscaped medians — you know, a “charming” paradise. Only, as you no doubt well know, the suburb has seen some pretty charmless chapters over the past year or so. And as this Saturday’s municipal election approaches — including…

Elsewhere on DallasObserver.com

Hal Samples is on the list of people to whom TVT Records owes quite a bit of money. If I may direct your attention to our other blogs … Over on The Sportatorium, Richie brings news that Your Texas Rangers have indeed begun talking to other folks who might be…

Jenny on the Block

From the looks of her credits, Dallas author Jenny Block has written for danged near every publication in town — though, surely, nothing she’s done thus far will attract the attention sure to accompany the June publication of her book Open: Love, Sex, and Life in an Open Marriage. It…

A Sneak Preview of Oliver Stone’s Bush

Yes, that is indeed Josh Brolin as the former co-owner of the Texas Rangers. And, yes, that is indeed Elizabeth Banks as a former Longfellow Elementary School teacher. Entertainment Weekly is graciously providing a sneak peek at this week’s cover story, concerning Oliver Stone’s W, about a certain former and…

Would You Pass the Salt, King Tut?

Now, see, I would pay $35,000 to have dinner with Steve Martin dressed as King Tut. A mention only because, really, this is so Dallas. In the morning mail, we discovered the invitation to experience “a once-in-a-lifetime entertainment and dining experience fit for a king and queen,” courtesy the Dallas…

It’s a Hard Knocks Life

So, it’s official: Your Dallas Cowboys will indeed be the stars of HBO’s Hard Knocks this season, which debuts on August 6. Below, from the NFL Network, a lengthy interview with Jerry Jones and NFL Films president Steve Sabol, who says the Cowboys “are always on the red carpet.” And…

A Big and Busy Week for the Susan G. Komen for the Cure

Nancy Brinker Much big news in recent days for Dallas-based Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Founder Nancy Brinker last week found herself perched at No. 45 on Time’s list of “The World’s Most Influential People.” (“What a difference she has made!” exclaims Cokie Roberts, who penned the appreciation.) And…

Doing a One-Man Star Wars, WaterTower Is

OMFG, the OMSW is coming to WaterTower Theatre. Canadian actor Charles Ross has been performing his One-Man Star Wars Trilogy since 2001. With George Lucas’ stamp of approval, he has taken the show to off-Broadway success (in 2005) and toured it across the continent. It will be the main feature,…