Man, the Omni Dallas Looks Awful Nice

Came across a press release from The City-Owned Hotel celebrating its 250,000th room booking — and, hey, the joint don’t even open till 11/11/11, at which point Tom Leppert will emerge from the Presidential Suite, stroking a white Persian, to cut the ribbon using only his laser-like stare. The press…

It’s Never Too Early For Playoff Baseball

Took the boy to the ballpark last night, where, Chuck Morgan told us, we were joined by a little more than 25,000 others — not bad for a 193-degree start-timer against the lowly Mariners, but not great either. Not now, not this late in a season more thrilling than last…