Julian Assange at SXSW — Here Are Some Conspiracy Theories

America’s second favorite committer of treason, Julian Assange, is to speak and be interviewed at SXSW on March 8, the Austin mega-fest has announced. Obviously he won’t actually be there, as he has been a geographical prisoner since 2012, trapped inside the Ecuadorean embassy in London by a now presumably…

The DMA Hired A New Senior Curator of Contemporary Art

When Jeffrey Grove transitioned into his new DMA gig, Senior Curator of Special Projects and Research, the role of Senior Curator of Contemporary Art was left open. That was back in May, and yesterday the institution announced this is no longer the case. They’ve wrangled in Irish-born, England-stationed, Gavin Delahunty…

The Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra Showcased an Old Instrument and New Sounds

Classical musicians sometimes have a warped sense of time. For instance, as Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra Music Director Miguel Harth-Bedoya reminded his audience on Saturday night in his introductory comments, Sergei Prokofiev — a composer often considered “modern” and whose music was featured on this weekend’s program — was actually…

10 Stripped-Down Photos From Dallas’ No Pants Subway Ride

Since the annual No Pants Subway Takeover arrived in Dallas, taking public transportation has become much more interesting. Sunday brought an afternoon of skivvy-clad commuters, hopping aboard DART to surprise and alter the days of unsuspecting fellow riders. We sent photographer Ed Steele to follow these brave, stripped-down souls through…

Crispin Glover Is Coming to the Texas Theatre

The creepiest boy-faced actor working today will be at the Texas Theatre in mid February for a two-part show. Crispin Glover is coming to make your Valentine’s weekend a little more magical, but in a weird way. On Saturday, February 15 and Sunday, February 16, Glover will perform dramatic narration…

The Best Classical Concerts to Hear in Dallas this January

My sinuses are finally clearing from the Christmas vacation flu/cold/snot/crap that’s been going around. And just in time, too, because there are some great concerts coming up in the next few weeks and it’s impossible to fully appreciate the delicate vibrations of the world’s most expensive violin or catch all…

The Dallas Observer Wants a Photography Intern

Calling all photography students! The lovely and friendly people at the Dallas Observer are recruiting a photo intern for the upcoming semester. Our interns work directly with the art director and the web editor to supply quality photography for blogs and slideshows, covering events including burlesque shows, art openings, local…

11 Awesome Things To Do In Dallas This Weekend, January 10 to 12

This amazing rap montage is just a swig from the found bottle. Suck the rest down on Saturday when Found Magazine the Found Footage Festival and A/V Geeks unite to battle for scavenger bragging rights at Texas Theatre. This weekend the city activates, flowing with new energy. Gallery and art…

5 Ridiculous Tweets From Colin Quinn’s Troll Twitter Account

Colin Quinn brings his one-man show Unconstitutional to the Wyly Theater at 8 p.m. Friday. While he might be an SNL veteran, TV host, and stand-up comedian, Mr. Colin Quinn is better known these days for his conceptually ridiculous Twitter account. Sounding absolutely nothing like Colin Quinn himself, his account…

Neil Hamburger on Flat Tires, Carrot Top and Destiny

You’re never quite sure where you are when you talk to Neil Hamburger. The standup walks a fine line that can leave you dancing between genuine reality and some bizarre universe where you’re not sure if the hand you hold in front of your face is real or even your…

With Rehearsal for Murder! Pegasus Theatre Revives DOA Play with Killer Design

It’s all there in black and white. For nearly 30 years Pegasus Theatre has been presenting Dallas writer-actor Kurt Kleinmann’s comedy take-offs on old B-movie murder mysteries and Hitchcock thrillers. The shows are presented in Kleinmann’s trademarked visual style that eliminates everything but shimmery shades of black, white and gray…

Raze‘s Zoe Bell on the Hard, Satisfying Work of Ass-Kicking

New Zealand stuntwoman-turned-actress Zoë Bell is fully aware of her unique position as an action star that also does her own stunts. After working as Lucy Lawless’s stunt double on Xena: Warrior Princess, Bell was discovered by Quentin Tarantino on the set of Kill Bill. After that, Bell has enjoyed…

Her’s (Still) Still Here

In Spike Jonze’s new sci-fi romance, Her, Joaquin Phoenix plays a divorcee who rebounds by falling in love with his smartphone. On a recent Wednesday, however, he’s a delinquent boyfriend, leaving his iPad abandoned on a chair in a Lebanese restaurant as he bounces off to the parking lot for…

A Look at Death

Here’s a movie that’ll flop in Kabul. Lone Survivor, the latest by Battleship director Peter Berg, is a jingoistic snuff film about a Navy SEAL squadron outgunned by the Taliban in the mountainous Kunar province. After four soldiers — played with muscles and machismo by Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile…

iLove, American Style

The terrible reality of modern life is that even beautiful young people on a first date can’t go a whole evening without checking their phones. We need to be potentially connected to every possibility at all times; just allowing the present to happen has become increasingly foreign. That’s the idea…

Cower Before Meryl

Without big truth-telling scenes, grand, great-lady, Meryl Streep-type actors would be out of work. Hell, Meryl Streep would be out of work. But for now, at least, August: Osage County, John Wells’ film adaptation of Tracy Letts’ Pulitzer Prize-winning Broadway hit, keeps her out of the bread line. Streep plays…