America’s Favorite Innkeeper

Bob Newhart has been making people laugh since the ’60s. The Bob Newhart Show premiered in 1961. Think about that for a moment, and compare it to the longest amount of time you’ve spent doing any activity. Is there any job or hobby you can imagine doing for more than…

Find Art’s Competitive Edge

The McKinney Avenue Contemporary (3120 McKinney Ave.) is a local treasure. Operating on free admission, this nonprofit space brings all forms of contemporary art into its showrooms. That gives Dallas folks the opportunity to explore and experience this frequently shifting category, without all the pretension that so often clings to…

Nature Rises Up

Residents of Dallas, you might need to rethink your Sunday brunch plans because it’s MetroPCS Dallas Marathon weekend. This 26.2-mile course wraps around the neighborhoods of West Dallas Loop, Highland Park, White Rock Lake and Junius Heights, so either give in and succumb to the perimeter trapping, or break through…

Maggie Smith Makes Life Worth Living

Why are we all excited about the premiere of Downton Abbey? Anyone who has followed the series at all knows that what’s in store can’t be much better than, say, a zombie apocalypse: Horrible things are going to happen and good people will be lost. But I suppose the good…

Rat King? Dated Him.

As a society, we long for things that are fresh and shiny. We don’t have much use for the things we’ve already seen or experienced. Out with the old, in with the new — unless, of course, we’re talking about a tradition. When the month of December hits, it’s like…

I’d Prefer A Table

History is full of jerks, of varying degrees. One of America’s grandest, John Wilkes Booth, was an actor who went Method expressing his disdain for President Lincoln. Unless you comb literature’s backstock, you might not know a whole lot about the guy aside from his perky haircut and propensity for…

Revival Time, and the Living Is Easy

You know songs from Porgy and Bess already, even if you aren’t aware of it. And if you aren’t aware of it, then you should be. The opera is more than 80 years old now and the opening song, “Summertime,” is as recognizable as “Habanera” from Carmen. “It Ain’t Necessarily…

Adam And Steve Make Great Hot Cider

The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told, The Uptown Players’ latest production, is basically the story of gay Christmas. Fabulous takes us back to the start of it with the story of Adam and Steve and Jane and Mabel. We then “follow their lives through time as they move from Creation…

Like A Light Bulb!

So there’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Walt, Fred, Chaz and Rodrigue, plus some other dude, right? Uh, being old stinks. We all need a crash course in childhood if we want to keep the magic alive, especially around the holidays. So maybe this is the year that you — the lone…

Dallas Comedy House Will Make You Pee Yourself for Toys for Tots

Toys for Tots isn’t just a great charity that provides gifts to needy kids at Christmas. They’re also damn good at getting you into awesome events like Trucks for Tots all for the price of a toy. Now they’re using laughter to seduce you into doing good. The Dallas Comedy…

The Best Classical Concerts to Hear in Dallas this December

Christmas music: You can love it or hate it, binge on it or complain about it, but even the grumpiest Grinch can’t resist indulging in it a little. If you’re one of those bizarrely merry humans who just can’t get enough melodic cheer and wants to cram every last jingle…

The S.C.A.B. Progressive Dinner Looks Much More Delicious Than It Sounds

Throwing the words “S.C.A.B.” and “dinner” together takes some serious balls. They aren’t excellent bedfellows, in the traditional sense. But this Sunday you’ll opt to feign from free association to take part in an old fashioned progressive supper, hosted by some of Dallas’ most interesting emerging art studios. The S.C.A.B…

10 Dallas Holiday Dates for Freaks, Weirdos and Outcasts

Aren’t you curious who’s going on “traditional” holiday dates? A Christmas Carol isn’t sexy. Nobody gets laid after The Nutcracker. And who wants to drive through holiday lights together? All of the traffic really impedes the drinking and making out and hand-jays, which are your primary goals. Don’t wait until…

Ticket Giveaway: Two Pairs of Passes to the Chinese Lantern Festival

Dallas’ favorite alternative holiday lights display is still glowing strong. A 120-foot-long Imperial Dragon Boat anchors the Chinese Lantern Festival’s lagoon-rich magic, and it’s surrounded by dozens of complicated, illuminated vignettes. Take a stroll through the flamingo pond or photobomb the dinosaurs. It’s up to you: This is your adventure…

The Five Best Hotels in Dallas

It’s time to ditch that Hampton Inn. How many times are you going to let yourself get roped in with the promise of a continental breakfast? Business travelers, and the rare species known as tourists, pour into Dallas because “Big Things Happen Here.” Whichever big part of Dallas you’re coming…

The Dallas Observer Is Seeking Its 2014 MasterMinds

Enrollment is open for the Dallas Observer’s Fourth Annual MasterMind Awards and we’d like to hear from you. Submissions close on December 13, so scribble down your favorites and nominate Dallas’ best. We’re looking for innovators. Cultural climate shapers. People making work that pushes our city forward. That can be…

The Ten Defining Dallas Photos Of November, 2013

Scenes from the 2013 DOMA Ceremony From music festivals and burlesque shows to NASCAR and exquisite food, last month offered something for every Dallas appetite. Here’s a look at November through our ten favorite photos. Want more? Check out the full slideshow here…

Spike Lee’s Soulless Oldboy Has No Reason to Live

A favorite pastime of those who love Asian film is to carp about Hollywood’s annoying tendency to lay claim to and defile their favorites. But Spike Lee’s Oldboy is the remake that came too late, so benign and unmemorable that not even people who loved Park Chan-wook’s 2003 original will…