At Theatre Three, La Bête Could Be Better

David Hirson’s tribute to Molière, La Bête, is the sort of play Theatre Three thinks they should be doing – but shouldn’t. The 1991 comedy, which has enjoyed a couple of decent Broadway runs, the latest starring the incomparable Mark Rylance, is written in rhymed couplets. Nobody wants to see…

The Facebook Shower Curtain: Keep Your Page Clean.

Someday you’ll have a voice-recognition robot maid and she will treat you like her own, circuit-rich offspring. She’ll bake you motherboard cookies (so crunchy), and awkwardly fix your hair with her giant, clunky, loving claws. She’ll even read you the important feeds off of Twitter and Facebook while you’re in…

Instagram? Over It. Learn Real Photo Editing from a Professional

Hey hipster. Stop shooting shit with your iPhone and pretending you’re artistic. We’re over it — you and your incessant snapshots of your carefully laid out “best moment ever” scenario, replete with a “Toaster” or “Kelvin” filter. You too, Crafty Moms. Your baby isn’t any cuter in black and white…

Pariah: Out and Up

The first 10 minutes of Dee Rees’ funny, moving, nuanced and impeccably acted first feature, in which coming of age and coming out are inseparable, sharply reveal the conflicts that 17-year-old Alike (Adepero Oduye) faces. At a lesbian club — maybe for the first time — she gapes in awe…

The Frequency of Death! — Killing Time

Pegasus Theatre does only one production annually. One of their “Living Black and White” plays has opened at the Eisemann Center on the first weekend of the year since 2005. So we’ve come to expect that show to be a doozy. Their latest, The Frequency of Death!, is good, but…

Love, Hindu Style

Many Westerners are familiar with the Kama Sutra, at least insofar that it’s one of the classier sexy guidebooks. But it’s more than the world’s oldest sexual how-to, dating from the days before Google and the Internet. It’s also a guide to spirituality, love and family life in Hindu culture…

Shake It, Sh-Sh-Sh-Shake It

Swirling skirts, live music and swords?!? Either The Transgendered Knife-Throwing One-Man-Band is back or we’ve got a belly dancing show on our hands. Well, not just any belly dancing show, but the belly dancing show. Third Coast Tribal Tribal Dance Festival Rose Showcase features performers from all over the country…

D-Lister Does Dallas

Last time we saw Kathy Griffin, she was doing stand-up in the Meyerson. It was cramped and strange and some of the people (possibly Meyerson regulars) were nowhere near prepared for her brand of comedy. And by brand of comedy we mean loud — especially given the acoustics of that…

Brian Regan Proves Clean Can Be Funny

There are stand-up comedians who manage to wring humor out of the darkest, ugliest elements of human existence, who make you question your basic beliefs or revisit some of the most uncomfortable, painful experiences possible and laugh while doing so. And then there are comics who can have an audience…

Jake Johannsen: He’s a Nice Boy

A popular perception is that a clean comedian is a boring comedian. That if you’re not in a constant state of duck-and-cover to avoid plummeting f-bombs, then you’re living in a less interesting, or dated, comedic sphere. Jake Johannsen breaks from that convention by replacing lascivious material with neuroses —…

Call of the Wild

The call of the wild beckons all you camouflage-wearing jungle lovers out there to run on over to this year’s Dallas Safari Club Convention and Expo: Out of the Wild. This event is the largest annual fundraiser for the Dallas Safari Club, an organization that supports conservation, education and hunter…

Mothers, Drugs and Need

The war on drugs has been going on since the 1970s, and in that time it has seen a great deal of change, but what effect have those changes had, and are they enough? Mothers Against Teen Violence presents The Texas Conference on Drug Policy, a three-day event exploring what’s…

Rising from Ashes

The real fairy tale in the Plano Metropolitan Ballet’s production of Cinderella isn’t that some pretty girl escaped a life of housekeeping by being, well, pretty … it’s that a group of 10- to 18-year-olds are realizing their dreams of dancing in a ballet production. It’s a beautiful thing to…

That Round-Headed Kid

Poor Charlie Brown is always down on his luck, whether he’s attempting to kick a football and falling flat on his face or trying to get a girl to sit with him at lunch. But no matter how bad Charlie’s luck may be, Lucy, Linus and his other friends still…

We Need a Hero

Sure, we all enjoy a good superhero tale now and again, but one man’s idea of a superpower is another man’s WTF moment. Take, for instance, Marrow of the X-Men franchise: She can manipulate her own bones, grow new bones, project bones through her skin and use them as weapons…

Be Water, My Friend

Long erroneously depicted by Westerners as “evil,” the dragon is the metaphorical epitome of imperial authority, a symbol of good luck whose motto in the Chinese horoscope is “I reign.” This month, The Association of Oriental Arts at the Irving Arts Center asks you to channel your inner serpent at…

Tony Winner Turns Teacher

Since the music industry became flooded with auto-tune mixes (lookin’ at you, T.I.) and “entertainers” (ahem, Britney), we’ve wondered: Does anyone, you know, sing anymore? There’s a place where the singing never stopped, where the neon lights are bright — sing it with us — on Broadway! For proof, look…

One From the Attic

“I want to be useful and bring enjoyment to all people, even those I’ve never met. I want to go on living even after my death!” teen diarist Anne Frank wrote during the two years she and seven other Jews spent hiding in an attic in Holland, attempting to avoid…

Heading East for Inspiration

Kick off three eclectic new exhibitions at Conduit Gallery on Saturday with an opening reception from 6 to 8 p.m., showcasing work by North Texas natives Steven J. Miller and Edward Ruiz and Arizona artist John Randall Nelson, three Southwestern artists whose respective styles draw inspiration from European, Asian and…

WaterTower Theatre Announces Cast for August: Osage County

For WaterTower Theatre’s first local production of August: Osage County, the Pulitzer-winning drama by Tracy Letts, director René Moreno sticks with the star of his acclaimed 2011 Oklahoma City production, longtime Dallas actress Pam Dougherty, in the lead as matriarch Violet Weston. She co-starred in 2009 as “Big Edie” in…

Perot Museum Says Book Your Bar Mitzvahs!

Nothing says “Forever” like extinction. Remember when Atlanta housewife Cynthia Bailey got married underneath that menacing T-Rex skeleton in season three? Cameras cut to attendees whispers: “Isn’t this is a terrible omen?” Now you, the commoner, can also face forever under the looming eye (sockets) of raptors, stegosaurus, and other,…

Your Perfect Book Club, Served With or Without Smut

Being new to a city brings with it certain challenges: Learning Dallas street names, only to have them turn on you moments later. Identifying the strange, elemental metal flavor in the tap water (current suspect: the rarely noted Ruthenium). And of course, the most pressing: meeting like-minded folks. Book clubs…