Meet the Tiny Fuppets on Your Internet Machines

The Tiny Fuppets website describes the creatures as “so small, they could only be friends!” The strange mistranslations are part of the charm of this new animated series from Scott Gairdner (a member of the Funny or Die team and creator of the brilliant Scott Meets Family Circus). So, they’re…

Dallas Theater Center Reacts to Charles Wyly’s Death

We were all saddened when we learned that community philanthropist and arts patron Charles Wyly had been killed in a car accident on Sunday morning in Colorado, and we here at Mixmaster send our condolences to the Wyly family. Robert has the details of Wyly’s passing and initial reactions from…

Balloon Dresses: Popping One Dream at a Time

This is a moment when the phrase “it seemed like a good idea in theory” rears its ugly head. At first glance, this seems like an over-the-top couture dress, but upon further investigation, you realize that the shiny material is actually rubber. Yeah, it’s an effing balloon dress. Since Thelma…

Surprisingly, Tweens Still Dig the Circus

“I remember when cotton candy was twenty-five cents,” my dad said as I shelled out $12.00 for a bag at the AA Center for the circus, Barnum and Bailey’s show, Barnum 200: Barnum’s FUNundrum. “We’re going to need another bag,” my daughter said as I handed her the puffed-up bag…

Scotty, Warp Drive Is Real. Seriously.

Marshall Barnes can make stuff go faster than it should, in warp drive, in fact. Sounds insane, I know. But apparently it’s true, and he was Dallas to talk about his discovery and all of the current electromagnetic field research at the 14th International Mars Society Conference this past weekend…

The Fashion of Rock ‘n’ Roll Royalty Spotted at the Double-Wide

“I don’t understand the divide between men’s and women’s clothes…” Location: VICE magazine party at the Double Wide Name: Fred Holston Occupation: Creative and Social Media at Independent Artists Agency Influences: Keith Richards, Patti Smith, Edith “Little Edie” Bouvier Beale and glamorous old ladies. Style Breakdown: Versace boots circa 1992,…

As Last-minute Victor/Victoria Co-star, Cleveland Rocks

The actor’s nightmare is to step onstage and suddenly realize he’s in a show he’s never rehearsed, with everyone looking to him to say the next line. The producer’s nightmare is to get a call from an actor in a leading role saying he’s unable to get to the theater…

This Week In “Owling” at Thrift/Antique Stores

Planking is so two weeks ago. Now it’s owling. Looky here if you haven’t been paying attention to the meme of the moment. For us, though, owling will always mean making a big-eyed bird of prey out of macramé, string art or cheap ceramic. Decorative owls were perched in lots…

This Little Shop of Horrors Needs to Sell More Laughs

Theater Caps are bite-sized punch-packing capsule reviews by resident theater critic Elaine Liner. Use them as a reminder — or a teaser, if you procrastinate — of her full-length reviews in The Mixmaster’s weekly sister. The man-eating plant is in on the joke in WaterTower Theatre’s production of the musical…

Explore Dallas, LEGO Piece by Piece

The Dallas CityScape LEGO exhibit has returned, this time at the Dallas Museum of Nature and Science, where they are raising cash for East Dallas Community Schools, a nonprofit school, and just debuted a new addition to the CityScape collection, a scale model of the yet-to-be-completed Perot Museum of Nature…

Taking Cover With An AK

​ This week’s cover story on one incarcerated Don Hardge focuses on the weapon of choice he fired into a crowd of Oak Cliff teenagers on what turned into a violent evening back in 2008. You can read all about the local tragedy here.Handling the tragic tale of one kid’s irresponsible action…

Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Simian Disobedience

The latest descendant of the half-century old de-evolution concept that began with Pierre Boulle’s novel, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is an origin story. Predicting an ape-supremacist future, Rupert Wyatt’s film is set in a contemporary America so preoccupied with the Chinese and the coming Singularity that it’s…

In Victor/Victoria He Says, She Sings

Theater Caps are bite-sized punch-packing capsule reviews by resident theater critic Elaine Liner. Use them as a reminder — or a teaser, if you procrastinate — of her full-length reviews in The Mixmaster’s weekly sister. The stage version of the 1982 Blake Edwards movie Victor/Victoria takes what was a B-level…

By Really Trying, ICT Wows With How to Succeed in Business

Theater Caps are bite-sized punch-packing capsule reviews by resident theater critic Elaine Liner. Use them as a reminder — or a teaser, if you procrastinate — of her full-length reviews in The Mixmaster’s weekly sister. The 1961 musical How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying is like Mad Men…