Dallas Comedy House Flash Mobs Half Price Books, Creates Smiles

For some July 4th weekend pure happiness: The Dallas Comedy House flash-mobbed Half Price Books, and there’s smile-inducing video to prove it. Comedy House mob leader Clay Barton has confirmed the DCH performed the number this month at Half Price Books on Northwest highway. We’re certain this needs to happen…

Papa Don’t Preach: A Q&A With Hemingway Parodist Marty Beckerman

Tomorrow marks the 50th anniversary of the death of one of literature’s manliest men: Ernest Hemingway. About a month ago, author Marty Beckerman released his latest book, The Heming Way. I figured it might be a tribute until I read the subhead, How to Unleash the Booze-Inhaling, Animal-Slaughtering, War-Glorifying, Hairy-Chested,…

Romancing The Nerd: Five Tips To Impress That MBA-Totin’ Politico

For obvious reasons, last decade saw a deluge of Texans descending onto Capitol Hill in the form of congressional interns, staffers, lobbyists and journalists. Today many of these “expats” are back Lone Star State-side and, impossible to rehabilitate, have since gone to law school, gotten MBAs or continued writing fervently…

Ten Reasons To Get Your Butt Out To Shakespeare In The Park

There’s something quaint and elegant about seeing Shakespeare Dallas’ summer shows on the grassy lawn of the outdoor amphitheater at Tenison Park. Even if you’re wearing cut-offs and flip-flops, and picnicking on Slim Jims and Mike’s Hard Lemonade, it still counts as high culture. Goodness knows, in our crass, Snooki-fied…

Sign Up for A Boot (Camp) In Your Butt

My friend Kelly and I have been taking Boot Camp with Will from Power 212 on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7 a.m. for the past three weeks. And we’ve lived to tell about it. First of all, it’s a small miracle I can even type after Boot Camp. Ninety…

Shakespeare Dallas’ Summer of Classics and Ass-Kicking

Like fireworks and fire ants, Shakespeare in the park is part of the summer landscape. Shakespeare Dallas, now in its 40th season, is already under way, with two classics in production. For the first time, they’ve strayed from the words of the Bard to put another author’s work on the…

Larry Crowne: Unbelievable Lightness of Being

For a movie called Larry Crowne, it sure is tough to get a solid read on the character of Larry Crowne. Directed, co-written by and starring Tom Hanks in that title role, the film seems to want to be some kind of post-recessional pick-me-up, an “It Gets Better” video for…

Transformers: Baying at the Moon

The two hours and 34 minutes of Transformers: Dark of the Moon are loaded with unimaginable violence, but only one spasm left the audience speechless at the theater where I watched it. They cheered the robot-on-robot slugfests, rendered in terabyte-straining slow motion and splashing Decepticon blood (oil?). The destruction of…

Trying Bonding Via the Big Screen

What the hell is the Village at Fairview trying to pull? They’re screening family-friendly movies for free on the first Saturday of the month throughout the summer and, get this, inviting families to come watch them. Together. We’re a little bit suspicious, as frankly, the idea of watching a movie…

It’s Time For A Full Mooney

The comedy scene is a three-ring circus, so it makes sense, that one of its greats is a former ringmaster. Paul Mooney started his career cracking jokes during his stint with the Gatti-Charles Circus, went on to write for Richard Pryor and Redd Fox’s Sanford and Son, and acted in…

For Amber Waves of Corn Dogs

Corn dogs are so inherently American that whenever someone says something is “as American as apple pie,” I mentally substitute the pie with “corn dogs.” It has been a long time since baking from scratch a pastry with fresh fruit was a significant part of the American cultural landscape. A…

Run Fireworks Around East Dallas

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that celebrate their country’s independence by guzzling beer and grilling bratwursts, and those that celebrate by going on an EIGHT THOUSAND meter run around East Dallas. If you belong to the latter group, then this Fourth of July, you won’t…

Score One for the World

Frank Deford, arguably the best sportswriter in America, once told me that everyone’s fascination with soccer is as if the whole world likes bad movies. I get it. It’s slow, overly dramatic and you can watch for hours without seeing a point. But, it’s also a great way to show…

Scream for America

With Hollywood turning out flops when it comes to the world of horror, thrill seekers and gore fanatics alike have given up hope on producers making a piss-your-pants-flick. Why wait around for a true horror-crazed director, when the West End has the biggest rush for any terror junkie. The Fatal…

Bet On All-American Good Times

Be forewarned, we don’t know anything about gambling on sporting events. We’re aware there is a home-field advantage in every sport, and baseball recognizes home as a special place more than any other. We fans “root, root for the home team” in a sport that brought us home plate, the…

The Red, White and Croon

Although Ol’ Blue Eyes has been gone for more than a decade, there is probably no better way to celebrate our nation’s independence than dancing the night away to a collection of the 20th Century’s most popular Big Band favorites . The Garland Opry will present a Las Vegas-inspired Frank…

Baking Is A Fine Tart

A trip to Central Market is a treat unto itself. With their majestic bakery, delicious deli, never-ending cheese selection, and over 350 varieties of beer (!!!), it’s far more than just a grocery store–it’s a godsent haven for all North Texas foodies. On top of their killer grocery selection, the…

Happy Fair of July

When I was little, the fireworks in my hometown were shot up over the roof of the local Target store and half the fun was watching the store manager race maniacally back and forth on the rooftop, stomping out embers. These days, as parts of this state continue to experience…