Sweet Swede

Secretly Canadian (and publicly awesome) Norwegian neo-crooner has the innocent face of a boy and the smooth, persuasive voice of, well, Jens Lekman. There’s just nothing else out there quite like his combination of kitsch, sincerity, romance and quirkiness. Whether it’s melancholy piano ballads or meshing dance beats and strings,…

A Bitter End

No End in Sight (Magnolia) Charles Ferguson’s debut doc, easily the most important in a year full of notable fact-gathering films, assembles some of the key players behind the invasion and occupation of Iraq and seems to ask them but one question: “What went wrong?” In short: everything. But Ferguson’s…

Review: Ridley Scott’s American Gangster

American Gangster is a movie with obvious gravitas and a familiar argument: Organized crime is outsider capitalism. As archetypal as its title, Ridley Scott’s would-be epic aspires to enshrine Harlem dope king Frank Lucas in Hollywood heaven, heir to Scarface and the Godfather. Or, as suggested by the Mark Jacobson…

Li’l Pollock? Nah, My Kid Could Paint That

No matter how apparently brilliant or obviously slobbering a kid is, every single parent has said the exact same thing about 38 times this week alone: My Kid Could Paint That. We’re so proud of our little geniuses and so desperate to prove to the world that our children know…

Fun With Fluids

It must’ve been a scorching summer day when the game developer stared at his thermometer and realized, “Sweet sassy molassey, this would make a helluva game!” How else to explain the existence of the quirky puzzle series Mercury Meltdown? Debuting on the PSP, the original Mercury Meltdown turned Marble Madness…

Schmaltzy Martian Child Attacks John Cusack, All Dads

John Cusack, who more or less began his career sneaking a peek at Molly Ringwald’s panties in Sixteen Candles, has finally become an on-screen daddy—only took, what, 23 years? Except, he’s not exactly the most fortunate family man on film: First, in Martian Child he plays a widower who adopts…

DVD Releases for the Week of October 30

The Amicus Collection (Dark Sky) Angel: Complete Series Collector’s Set (Fox) Beastie Boys: The Complete Story (Video Music) Benny Hill: The Complete Megaset (A&E) A Christmas Story (Warner Bros.) CSI Miami: The Fifth Season (Paramount) The Cup (Festival Media) Day Watch (Fox) Dear Jesse (Sovereign) The Devil Came on Horseback…

Dog and Phony Shows

No names are named in The Little Dog Laughed, a newish comedy now playing in the studio space at Addison’s WaterTower Theatre. So go ahead and play fill-in-the-blank in the dilemma of a handsome Hollywood up-and-comer whose wholesome public image is at odds with his closeted personal life. Coming out…

Sidney Lumet’s Long Journey

“There’s a reason I’ve had some good pictures and other guys will never have good pictures,” Sidney Lumet says matter-of-factly on a recent afternoon in his New York office — four cramped white walls, unadorned by awards or other memorabilia, on the top floor of the Ansonia Building, where Enrico…

Amy Ryan is Here, Baby, Here

I hope people ask me, ‘Where did you find that local actress?'” Ben Affleck told Amy Ryan when he cast her as a wreck of a single mother in his directing debut, Gone Baby Gone. When Ryan showed up on the Boston set in ratty hair, muddy makeup, and a…

You’ve Got to Bee Kidding

After making a mint off a series about nothing, Jerry Seinfeld apparently decided his first feature film ought to be about something—in the case of Bee Movie, the enslavement and torture of bees for the pleasure and profit of humans, which is, like, hilarious. It’s rather tempting to approach Seinfeld’s…

Rock Gods, er, Gourds

Pretentious. Self-indulgent. Sell-outs. Bald. The Smashing Pumpkins have been called all these things and so much more. Bob Mould from Hüsker Dü himself once referred to the Pumpkins as “the grunge Monkees.” This was not always the case, however. Way back in the early 1990s, the Smashing Pumpkins were purveyors…

Old Texas Now

As anyone who has lived in Texas for more than five minutes will tell you, the Lone Star State used to be an independent country, which explains why our state flag is often flown side by side with Old Glory. It also explains why we have our own identity, culture…

Rise Again

Although it was meant to be a one-day protest of Alabama’s arrest of Rosa Parks, the Montgomery Bus Boycott took on a life of its own and ultimately evolved into nearly 400 days of civil rights activism in the 1950s. The boycott achieved change through abstaining from an action, but…

Message Sent

I think it’s safe to say we’ve come to the point in our society where Internet flirting is a generally accepted form of courtship. In the interest of full disclosure, I do say this as someone who met their significant other on MySpace, but I still stand behind my statement…

Staged Fantasy

In influential literature, Miguel de Cervantes’ The Adventures of Don Quixote is memorable in terms of theme, visual elements and literary reference. The word “quixotic” is derived from the character of Don Quixote. The description of foolish acts as “tilting at windmills” is a reference to his fantastical sword battles…

A Good Egg?

Despite being the president of Shell Oil, John Hofmeister does not feast on baby orphan hearts or spend his off hours harpooning domesticated puppies for sport. Even more surprising, he’s an advocate for energy conservation and unconventional alternative fuel sources. Hofmeister has said, “We can by design, we can by…

Blood-Sucker Attacks Irving

Fans of night-crawling creatures rejoice: Dracula is coming to the Irving Arts Center, wherein “good and evil battle for the possession of a young woman’s soul.” It’s too bad that a flesh-nibbling vampire hell-bent on sucking the lifeblood out of the delicate neck of a nubile young maiden isn’t actually…

Open Mind, Keep Eyeballs

Did you see Pan’s Labyrinth? Holy out of nowhere with the stabbing the guy in the face with the broken bottle, right? And that no-eyeballs-filling-his-eyeholes monster with the creepy eyehands was easily up there in the Top 10 Freaking Scariest Movie Bad Guys Ever (I wonder if Michael Jackson is…

Buzz the Park

“That son of a bitch cut me off!” You’ve said it so often you think you own it. But when Tom “Maverick” Cruise lets it fly in Top Gun, he got paid megabundles and got offered a lifetime of jumping on couches with Oprah. Damn! Give me a jet (preferably…

One Man’s Trash

From Trash to Treasure, an exhibit by the White Rock Lake Museum and Bath House Cultural Center, boasts garden gnomes, computers, a Barney piñata, a golden Buddha and a McDonald’s payroll check from 1988—all found in the lake. Also exhibited is Here Today, Here Tomorrow, Styrofoam artworks by Dallas artist…

Royal Drama

Is your queen denying you the consumation of your marriage? Kings, look deeper. She might be giving clues you’re not picking up! Could there be a lady-in-waiting to blame? Is her attention diverted? Scandal may be on the horizon. Find out when The Modern Stage presents a dramatic reading (i.e.,…