Say Hello to My Foreign Friend

At times it seems the Dallas Observer’s own Matt Pulle has seen every gangster flick ever made. If it’s got a De Niro or a Pacino (or even a Liotta or a Pesci) in it, he’s seen it at least three times, if not more. I think he even saw…

Get a Clue

Tiresome, bumbling Barney the Dinosaur. Chattering, yapping Pee-Wee Herman. These were the great Saturday morning TV characters of Generation-Y’s childhood. A disturbingly happy, mentally deficient dinosaur and a pasty dude with questionable sexual interests? Worst of all was the veneer of innocence cast over their dark cores. Better that I…

Sheer Genius

Among the various and sundry monuments and memorials in Washington, D.C., there are a few subtle works that may be off the beaten path, but are no less impressive. One of these is the Albert Einstein Memorial, situated in a grove on the grounds of the National Academy of Sciences…

Road Trip

Frank Zappa was what one would call a freak. Even though he never touched drugs, you couldn’t tell from his 1971 bizarro film, 200 Motels. Ostensibly a movie about “life on the road,” it’s a surreal journey into the mind of a true musical genius. While it is not really…

Powerful Stuff

Tower of Power released their first album in 1970. They have upward of 18 releases so we haven’t heard all their music, but we’ve heard enough to know what it’s all about. It’s pretty high-energy stuff, a very danceable sort of jazz/funk/soul hybrid with some rock elements. Around 60 musicians…

Eyegasm

At some point long ago, some early version of a techy out there was totally over the moon when he figured out how to make a digital reproduction of a painting. Think of the mass reproductions! Ah, the ease of art enjoyment! Painter William Betts has a technique that is,…

All in a Day’s Work

Watch out for amateur video crews running around town on Saturday when the sixth annual 24-Hour Video Race unleashes packs of over-caffeinated cinematic auteurs trying to prove their celluloid mettle. Registration’s ended, so if you missed out, stop by the judging screenings and take notes so you can get a…

Good Wine, Good Records

Sure, some wines relax you and put you in the mood for solo piano music and candles, but sometimes you sip a fruity Australian Riesling and you just have to rock out. In that case, what you need is a taste of Urbano Restaurant & Paninoteca’s Rock and Roll Wine…

Shakespeare in Like

Damn that Shakespeare. After a while, all his plays and plots start running together and sounding alike. I can’t even remember in which one I was the shining star of the ensemble cast. For sure I was in Love’s Labour’s Lost and maybe Much Ado About Nothing, but for the…

Car Park

The best parts of James Bond movies don’t include the blatant misogyny, the cheesy acting or the over-the-top phallic symbolism. In fact, there’s not much point in watching the films unless you’re into checking out the cars that Bond, James Bond and his various nemeses motor about in. There are…

Kind Threads

Visualize the inside of any of the following stores: Abercrombie and Fitch, American Apparel, Forever 21, Madewell, Urban Outfitters. Imagine the merchandise and the salespeople. Realize that you’re probably better at this visualization than if we’d asked you to describe the inside of a soup kitchen you frequent, the church…

Wild Suburbia

For years, Richardson’s Wildflower Arts and Music Festival has been the place to see suburban soccer moms whipped into a frenzy by the performances of has-been rockers. This year looks to be no different. Not that the has-been rockers aren’t still good—the acts are top-notch and there’s good music to…

Such a CADD

Like the city itself, Dallas’ gallery scene is diverse and spread out. One of those things is great for an art aficionado. The other…well, let’s just say that it would be pretty ambitious to try and hit 11 of the major players in one day. It could happen, but you…

Steak Out

I don’t care how big your grill is, you’ll never be able to make me a steak as good as one I could get at a four-star steakhouse like Chamberlain’s Steak and Chop House, 5330 Belt Line Road. Perhaps they have steak elves helping them in the kitchen, because, more…

Neighborhood Watch

Ever since Al Gore’s little PowerPoint presentation turned up in movie theaters last year, being environmentally conscious is what’s hot. And, while I’m usually skeptical of Hollywood hipster trends, this is one bandwagon I’d like to ride. Luckily, the Home Builders Association of Greater Dallas feels the same way. For…

Sewing Wood

One of my favorite parts of the State Fair is the arts building, where one can see a fine selection of jams and jellies, scale models of aircraft carriers and, of course, prize-winning patchwork quilts. The fair is only a few short months away, but you can get a head…

No Ants Allowed

Hurry! The days are running out. Soon the sweltering heat will smother any chance of a relaxing springtime picnic. Instead mosquitoes will pester, pit stains will form and any sort of salad sandwich will be unsafe for human consumption after 4.67 seconds outdoors. Friday through June 2, however, ICT MainStage…

Live, Baby, Live

I’m not gonna lie: I get all those Live songs mixed up. There’s that “I can feel it…” one. Is that one “Lightning Crashes”? And then “Selling the Drama”; is that the one that says “We won’t be raped like that, no-oh-oh…”?That’s the thing with Live. Chances are you own…

Rollin’ in Grapevine

Here’s an odd little fact: The Bay City Rollers have a best-of CD, released in 1995. And, get this, it has 21 tracks, only one of which is titled “Saturday Night,” their hit single from 1975. (The chorus: “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!” Repeat ad nauseam.) Who knew they were so, um, prolific?…

Sip This

Whether reading Wine for Dummies or surfing tasting-wine.com, I still can’t distinguish mahogany from purple or master the swish and smell. Does it have to be this hard? Can’t I just take a swig and either grimace or grin as a result? I’m this close to being done with my…

Play-in’ With the Boys

The problem with making Top Gun into a musical is that Top Gun is already a musical, as is any movie that has Kenny Loggins on the soundtrack. Footloose? Musical. Caddyshack? Musical. Caddyshack 2? Practically an opera. I can’t wait to see how the writers of Top Gun! The Musical…

Let’s Celebrate

In May, attention tends to wander south of the border to Mexico. Especially around May 5, or Cinco de Mayo. The Ice House Cultural Center keeps the spotlight on a little longer, illuminating the Mexican Revolution though Viva La Celebración, a collection of large oil paintings on canvas by Fort…