The State Fair of Texas Dedicates 2013 Season to Big Tex

The State Fair of Texas, scheduled for September 27 to October 20, has just announced its 2013 theme will be The One & Only, to coincide with the phoenix-like resurrection of our corn dog guardian, Big Tex. They’ve promised that the 52-foot tall host will return refreshed and accompanied by…

Dallas Observer Artopia 2013: Thanks for Coming, Being Weird

Last week we introduced our 2013 Masterminds, local artists to whom we awarded $1,000 each for their work making Dallas a stranger, more interesting place to live. And on Saturday night, we honored them at our annual Artopia culture jam, featuring art, fashion, food, music, and some seriously shiny low-riders,…

Local Glasses Company Lights Up the Dallas Party Scene

Local entrepreneurs Austin Emmert and Caden Stevens are bringing focus to the “making-people-look-cooler-when-they-party” business. Last year, the former fraternity brothers turned business partners founded the eye wear line, Spectified. The attraction lies in the electroluminescent wire (aka EL wire), that’s built into the frames, causing the shades to light up…

The iPotty exists. Someone please invent the iStabMyEyesOut.

Potty training a toddler isn’t fun. Trying to convince a toddler to crap into a toilet is like trying to convince a drunk person that whatever stupid shit he’s currently doing is a bad idea. Conversations with both the toddler and the drunk will end with the same result: he…

The Warby Parker Bus Doles out Wine and Pie This Evening

If you didn’t get a chance to pile into that adorably retrofitted Warby Parker school bus at its welcome party on Saturday, I completely understand. It was slammin’ in there. For slackers like me and possibly you, the Warby Parker bus is pulling the parking break at 2323 Henderson Avenue…

15 Things You Should Actually Have On Your Baby Registry

If you’ve ever been to a baby shower, you’ve seen the same gifts over and over again: baby bottles, baby diapers, baby blankets, baby clothes. Sure, people who are expecting to have a baby-type person enter their lives need those things. But there’s a ton of other shit that Babies…

The Year in Justin Terveen Photos

You all know Justin Terveen. If you don’t, he’s the indefatigable photographer who has turned Dallas’ skyline into an iridescent beauty on many, many occasions. This morning, we shot Justin a line to send us over his favorite shots of from 2012. I won’t muck this up any more with…

27 Perfect Gifts For Every Type of Human in Your Life

If you’re just now looking at a gift guide, congratulations. You waited it out. We knew you would, champ. Your reward for lazy patience? You can ride our holiday shopping coattails to gifting glory because we’ve searched Dallas and the interwebs to find 27 presents that are as affordable as…

Macy’s Partners with Cocaine for 48 Hour Shopping Bender

Macy’s has announced that many of its stores, including all Dallas area locations, will stay open for the entire 48 hours of the pre-Christmas weekend. It begins at 7 a.m. Friday, Dec. 21 and ends at midnight on Sunday, Dec. 23. This is great news since I often need a…

It’s Not That Hard: Just Put the Dang Elf on a Dang Shelf, People

In The Parent Crap, Alice Laussade chronicles life as a mom in Dallas. Worried you’re screwing up your kid? Tweet questions to @thecheapbastard and she’ll confirm that, yes, you’re screwing up your kid. It’s Christmastime again, and if you have a toddler at home, that means it’s also probably Elf…

Peek Inside Wigwam, the Anti-Gift Shop Gift Shop

Sifting through photos to learn more of who’s involved with Wigwam, the pop-up shopping experience launching on Thursday in Oak Cliff, has tipped us into a dangerous level of excitement. It’s the type of fervor that makes you rethink the phrase “emergency fund” and question who really needs a 401K,…

How My First Halloween as a Parent Was an Epic Disaster

Parent Crap’s Alice Laussade is off this week, tending to her beloved Meat Fight. Joe Tone, who became a parent earlier this year, fills in. The house was dark. Most of the street was by then. Porch lights, living-room lights, kitchen lights — every watt visible from the sidewalk was…

Hey Dallas Parents: Do Not Eff Up Halloween Candy For Everyone, OK?

In The Parent Crap, Alice Laussade chronicles life as a mom in Dallas. Worried you’re screwing up your kid? Tweet questions to @thecheapbastard and she’ll confirm that, yes, you’re screwing up your kid. Choosing the perfect Halloween candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters is extremely important, if you ever want…