The Five Funniest Slides From The Onion PowerPoint Live

If you missed The Onion Live last night at the Winspear Opera House, you are not one of the 1,300 people who comprise the entirety of the city’s intelligentsia, according to Onion editor Joe Randazzo and head writer Seth Reiss. But at least it’s easy to recreate the experience. Just…

The First Meeting Begins Now Was A Success!

Welcome! As we said before, the first reading assignment for the first Mixmaster Online Book Club selection, Erik Larson’s In the Garden of Beasts, was the first two sections. Below, in the comments, please feel free to jump in with replies, questions, opinions, historical observations, etc. If you’re a reader,…

The Amazing Race Is Looking for Adventurous North Texans Tomorrow

Reality television shows are always scouring Dallas for potential cast members for shows like The Bachelor and American Idol because, let’s face it, there’s no shortage of camera-ready talents (and crazies) to fill hours of network programming. If you keep complaining that producers are missing out on a reality pot…

Tonight on CMT, Texas Women Start Embarrassing Us

Here’s what reality TV does: It takes the worst stereotypes about places and people and rolls them up into one big awful stereotype and then it makes a show about how “real” it is. Meet Texas Women, a new reality series premiering tonight at 9 p.m. on cable’s CMT channel…

The Best and Worst of Oprah’s Season 25: Behind the Scenes

Lately, my evenings have been filled with DVR sessions of the Oprah Winfrey Network, and more specifically, with Season 25: Behind the Scenes, the reality program chronicling the backstage business of the mogul’s final season of her syndicated talk show. I’m far from being an Oprah drone, but that is…

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

After 10 years and seven movies, we’ve finally arrived: Bespectacled Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) squares off against amphibian-faced Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. It’s a climax of truly epic proportions, not only for its narrative import but for the fact that it…

Witty History Lessons Make Wittenberg Grade A Comedy

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wit. Wit who? Wit more plays like Wittenberg, I’d go to Fort Worth more often. The latest from Amphibian Stage Productions at the Sanders Theatre in Cowtown is as witty as Shaw, as wacky as Stoppard and never as wearying as Shakespeare’s drama about a certain…

Pop On Over To Throw Some Popcorn

Throwing food at actors is frowned upon at most theaters. But not all. The one place you can hurl a foodstuff at the stage is Pocket Sandwich Theatre, which has one of its popcorn melodramas running right now. The show is The Final Adventures of Hercules. The food is dry…

Teacher’s Paint

They say those who can’t, teach, but three members of the art faculty at the University of Texas at Arlington are stepping up to prove just how wrong clichés can be. Though Sedrick Huckaby, Carlos Donjuan and Marilyn Jolly are a part of the same professional environment, each comes from…

Worth Studying

More often than not, I find any and all things related to geometry wholly unappealing. The mere mention of the term brings back awful memories of poor test scores, unproductive study sessions and disapproving glares from Mrs. Eckles as I’m handed back my pop quiz, freshly showered with markings from…

Vintage Clothing Haven Ahab Bowen to Close After 35 Years

The big green house on the corner of Howland and Boll streets, smack in the middle of trendy Uptown, has been the long-time home of Ahab Bowen, a vintage clothing and accessories store that stands as one of DFW’s finest treasure troves of antique wearables. Ahab’s collection of vintage apparel…

What the Hell Has TV Done to Real Housewives?

Does Jill Zarin have anything in common with June Cleaver? If you watch any of the Real Housewives shows on Bravo, you have to wonder if kids are growing up now not knowing what a “housewife” is. June Cleaver, if you don’t remember black and white TV, was Beaver and…