Dallas’ Wanderlust Was Satisfied In Arts District, By Yoga

Kurt Johnsen’s happiness comes from being connected to reality, from embracing the things he can’t change and from relishing every moment. And when you’re the official yoga instructor for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, I’m guessing down dogging with 35 cheerleaders ain’t so bad a reality to be connected to either…

Start Staying Up Late With the Nasher

Late Nights at the DMA satisfies art and night owls on the third Friday of each month year-round, but neighbors at the Nasher Sculpture Center have officially returned with Late Nights’ warm-weather, outdoor counterpart, ’til Midnight at the Nasher. The music and movie series kicks off this Friday, with a…

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

After sinking into self-important tedium with its prior two overstuffed installments, Pirates of the Caribbean seemed destined for permanent burial at sea. And yet the soggy franchise and Johnny Depp’s foppish rapscallion return again for On Stranger Tides—to search for the fountain of youth, no less, a quest that Chicago…

Star Jones Discusses Her Knowledge of Satan’s Sisters

I’m not ashamed — I’ve totally watched Celebrity Apprentice this season. And while I occasionally found myself irritated by the scheming of TV personality, author and lawyer Star Jones, I gotta say, she knew how to play the game when she wasn’t the project manager. Delegate, work below the radar,…

These Cats Can Really Swing

While trying to enjoy America’s pastime at Ranger’s Ballpark, do you suffer from a guilty feeling while shoving your way past little-leaguers in autograph lines? Instead of triumph, do you feel remorseful each time you outrace 9-year-olds down Greene’s Hill for homers? You should. But for all of you overzealous…

Buy Blossoms, Earn Wings

We have to admit that we’re not experts when it comes to gardening, just ask our friends who rehabilitate our plants once we’ve sufficiently ignored them long enough. Apparently, Coca-Cola is no substitute for water, but maybe we could learn a thing or two about plants at the Butterfly Plant…

Meet the Daughter’s Creator

One thing that every person who enjoys literature should make it a point to do at least once is attend a book signing. Having the chance to look and speak directly with an author about their journey through prose is an insightful and interesting experience. And Dallasites have the opportunity…

Sci-Fi and Cookie Monsters Welcome

Cookies. Technology. Is there a need to say more? Saturday, the Sci-Tech Discovery Center will host its inaugural Cookie Caper to raise money for the center’s annual fund. The Caper will feature thousands of homemade cookies prepared by the Sci-Tech Motherboard members. Cookies will be available for purchase by buying…

It’s a Furshion Show

If you love dogs as much as you love fashion, then you can’t miss the Fashion Group International of Dallas event, Four Legged Fashion: Canine meets Couture, which features pawsitively fabulous one-of-a-kind fashions created for dogs by major clothing designers. Come and see the canine models strut their scruff on…

The Hoops Get Real

If you only think Dallas is famous for one team in football, you got another thing coming. Dallas til’ I die, baby! You’ve seen the signs on your way to work, so why not experience the thrill of the game for yourself with FC Dallas? Bringing European football to the…

Addison Your Taste, Buds

By our assessment, Addison tastes pretty good. Sure, it has some popular chains linking its restaurant row, but any town with so many good eats in such close proximity gets no complaints from us. Addison is so proud of its edible offerings that it created an annual festival — Taste…

Imitation Is the Funniest Form of Flattery

Former MADtv player Pablo Francisco rivals fellow impressionist Frank Caliendo for supremacy of that small, strange niche of stand-up comedy. But where Caliendo doesn’t bother much with a narrative thread to introduce his impressions, usually just saying something like, “Wouldn’t it be funny if so-and-so did such-and-such?” Francisco works his…

Sharpen Your Cheesy Mind

We’ve all been there: Dressed in your black-tie best, small forks lightly clanging on miniature plates, light conversation about politics or art, and suddenly…cheese. There, on the waiter’s tray between you and the sophisticate you’ve been struggling to impress all night, and not a label in sight. Parrano or robusto?…

Advertising Gets Dramatic

If you are what you buy, then the use of product placement would make James Bond and Carrie Bradshaw (and all of their assorted accoutrements) a match made in heaven. The newest Bond film is setting a record for product placement with $45 million (or 1/3 of the film’s budget)…

Celebrate Spring and Simone With DBDT

If multiple viewings of Black Swan didn’t satisfy your dance yen for the year, Dallas has plenty of opportunity for you to take care of your obsession throughout the end of May — and like Black Swan, it all revolves around a most talented Nina. The Dallas Black Dance Theatre…

Four Is a Gallery Score

If you are looking for interesting and innovative ways to beat the forthcoming summer heat when (not if-this is Texas after all) it rears its ugly head, look no further than the McKinney Avenue Contemporary. This art museum specializes in the exhibition of emerging and established artists whose art stands…

A Day-Old Feast for the Eyes

Few things are more depressing than day-old doughnuts. I found this out as part of the custodial staff for the UNT University Union, where the sympathetic employees in the deli store would give us leftover pastries they otherwise would have had to throw out after closing time. They look fine,…

Duuude, Ever Contemplated Reality…on Dali?

Remember the old public service commercial that told us our brain was an egg, and then showed the egg in a frying pan, “on drugs?” The metaphor’s pretty far out, man, and we’re not sure we completely understand the message. Though, we have been called eggheads a time or two…