Five of the Best Fried Chicken Dishes in Dallas

When Buddha said life is suffering and suffering was the path to nirvana, I’m pretty sure he was talking about fried chicken. Think about it. Eat your way through this list and you will undoubtedly suffer. But you’ll also experience moments of bliss that transcend the discomfort. Enlightenment in a…

Le First Look at Le Bilboquet: A Spot of France in Uptown

Opening quietly just over two weeks ago, Le Bilboquet has confidence that can only come from experience, which makes sense, since the restaurant is actually a transplant from the Upper East Side in New York City. The original in New York is expanding, and expanding quite far to boot, since…

New Cook Breathes Life into Lakewood Landing

While the Lakewood Landing won best Bar Food in the Observer back in 2010, I’ve had mixed experiences at the bar when it comes to snacking. The nachos seemed a little soggy, the burgers were definitely dry and then there was that corn dog incident that really got me down…

Denton’s GreenHouse Offering Beautifully Boozy Snow Cones

As somewhat of an unsolicited fusion between Lauren’s fabulous list of Dallas’ best snow cones and Brian’s DC9 discourse on Denton’s own Baptist Generals revival, I present to you the most rewarding part of being a Dentonite in the summer: GreenHouse’s crafty offering of adult snow cones. Denton’s GreenHouse (600…

Should We Abandon Tipping Altogether? (Part Two)

Back in January we asked in a blog post what would happen if we abandoned the tipping system that’s become the mainstream method for providing front-end restaurant staff with compensation. The post was spurred by a TEDx talk given by Bruce McAdams, a Canadian restaurateur-turned-professor who advocates the end of…

Amazon Is Ready To Do Your Grocery Shopping, For a Price

I have had some experiences in grocery stores that definitely make me feel like I’ll never want to step foot in one again. I’m sure you’ve been there. You get your heart set on some recipe you’ve just torn from the pages of whatever glossy food magazine you turned to…

Monty Python and the FM Smokehouse

The producers of the Holy Grail proudly present The Life Of Bri … no, no that’s not right. It says here “FM Smokehouse”. I don’t remember that one being part of the canon, but then I guess no one really watched The Meaning Of Life either, despite that whole song…

If Dallas Were an Ice Cream, What Would it Taste Like?

Ben and Jerry’s is officially out of ideas. The company kicked off a campaign recently to market flavors based on cities across the country. The announcement led us to pose the question on Facebook: What would Dallas taste like as an ice cream? See also: – The Smells of Dallas:…

What the Produce Section Looks Like in a World without Bees

A Whole Foods Market in Providence, Rhode Island, recently took before and after pictures of what their produce section would look like in a world without bees. The view sans bees is quite depressing, as it should be. Of the 453 products, 237 were removed, including apples, avocados, carrots, mangoes,…

Five Dallas Summer Session Beers to Drink Now

As North Texas temperatures inch towards triple-digits and seats at the bar patio become more off-putting and less of a commodity, the prompt delivery of a cold, refreshing beer is of the utmost importance. That’s where summer session beers come in. A session beer can be loosely defined as light,…

How to Fail at Franklin Barbecue

This week, Scott and his harem of hungries braved the line at Dallas’ famed meat mecca, Pecan Lodge. While they were taking months off their lives, I was attempting a similar feat in Austin. Upon arriving in Longhorn Land with my dude and our dog, we resolved to do two…

Picking a Bone With Pecan Lodge

Barbecued brisket is a finicky son of a bitch. Cook it too fast and you’ll be left with a dry, rubbery hunk of beef the size of your grandmother’s purse. Cook it too long and you can end up with a pile of loose, stringy meat. Smoke a perfect brisket…

Four Hungry Humans Take on the Pecan Lodge Trough and Lose

The four of us entered with the best intentions. I’d gathered three friends to help me evaluate the barbecued meats of Pecan Lodge, and “the trough” seemed like the only way to go. The $65 plate (sides not included) offered plenty of everything the restaurant had to offer, and according…