John Tesar’s Spoon Looking for Workers. Ugly People Need Not Apply.

UPDATE: John Tesar’s publicist called, letting us know he was not happy with our suggestion that he’s screening for uggos. He’s not, the publicist said. Tesar uses head-shots in order to keep names and faces straight among his job applicants. OK, then. Anyhoosy, here’s the post that pissed him off…

Looming Worldwide Baconocalypse? Texas Has The Solution.

First we have the Mayan calendar to contend with. Then, Miley cut all her hair off. Now, there’s another apocalypse in the works… Bloomberg Business reported today that because of a dramatic rise in grain prices around the world, feeding pigs over their projected lifetimes costs more than what they’re…

Scenes from Saturday’s Dine Around Uptown [Photos]

I’d say that Saturday’s Dine Around Uptown was a success. And of course, I define success as a solid buzz peppered with bites of delightful food and a celebrity sighting (Paula Deen popped out of a limo at ZaZa), all while being whisked from place to place by paid DDs…

Acme F&B Changes Chefs Less Than Four Months After Opening

The folks behind Acme F&B announced Norman Grimm has been hired as their new executive chef. Grimm’s resume includes the opening of Mercury and three years at York Street with Sharon Hage. He also worked in California, Portland, Ohio and France. Grimm also spent a few months at Nosh before…

100 Favorite Dishes, No. 1: Oysters At Rex’s Seafood

Our Best of Dallas® 2012 issue is on the stands, and to accompany it, we’ve been counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. This is the last one this year, but if there’s a dish you think we missed, leave it in the comments or email me…

Matt’s Rancho Martinez New Location on Skillman is Now Open

Matt’s Rancho Martinez has finally opened in its new home at 1904 Skillman. The original spot on La Vista closed back in February, after their lease expired and Mi Cocina moved in. See Also: Dallas’ Five Best Tex-Mex Restaurants There was a whole queso-laden spat between a neighborhood association and…

100 Favorite Dishes, No. 2: The Turkey Sandwich At Bolsa Mercado

To prepare for this fall’s Best of Dallas® 2012 issue, we’re counting down (in no particular order) our 100 Favorite Dishes. If there’s a dish you think we need to try, leave it in the comments, or email me. The turkey sandwich is undoubtedly one of the most boring creations…

Late-Night Eats: The Four Meat Pizza At Nova

On a Thursday evening, just past 10 p.m., Oak Cliff was sleepy. Yelp said Boulevardier was open till 11 but the staff said otherwise. Same went for Bolsa, which offered cocktails and beer but no food. That’s what I get for trusting a third-party source instead of getting operating hours…

Fifty Shades of Chicken Is a Sexy Chicken Cookbook

FINALLY! You and your chicken can get trussed and like it. A cookbook, due out November 13, parodies the last book you wanted to see on your mom’s nightstand. With promises of rather tempting recipes for “Bacon Bound Wings,” “Chicken with a Lardon” and “Mustard-Spanked Chicken,” Fifty Shades of Chicken…

Bowery’s Hot Dogs Lack Snap And Personality

I have a lot of respect for Brian Luscher’s hot dog project primarily because I know first hand how difficult it is to make hand-crafted links. Hot dogs are an emulsified sausage with a significant amount of fat. That means the ground meat and fat are whipped until they resemble…