Vapiano in Mockingbird Station Closes (UPDATED)

UPDATE: Earlier we sent an email Tim McCallum, owner of Vapiano, asking if they might open back up. “We hope so, we will send out info when we do,” McCallum replied. Vapiano at Mockingbird Station has, to put it delicately, closed. Or, if one were to read the sign on…

The Big Texas Beer Fest’s Food Problem

Chad Montgomery got a lesson in event promotion over the weekend. The operations manager by day, beer guzzler by night had never organized a large public event before, and he learned a few lessons with his inaugural Big Texas Beer Fest. One lesson is to take food truck commitments with…

How to Properly Eat Crawfish (Infographic)

Crawfish season, which if you’re not from the South is not when crustaceans fall from the sky, is one of the few documented times when it’s totally OK to suck the hot brains from a tiny crustracean head. Mark Andresen, the illustrator who’s no stranger to Not-Eating-This-Shit Properly, provides this…

Emporium Pies Now Has a Home in Oak Cliff

“Pie North Bishop is ours!” I just got off the phone with Megan Wilkes, proprietor of Emporium Pies, who told me she and her partner Mary Gauntt signed the lease for their pie shop yesterday. Wilkes’ pie pun — there are always pie puns — is a riff on the…

The Cheap Bastard Sentence Generator

You may have seen this week’s cover story, which is Cheap Bastard’s Guide to Being a Cheap Bastard in Dallas. If you read it, or are familiar with CB in anyway, you know that she has a black belt in Boobeuphemismskata. In honor of Bastard-y phrases like “your freezer will…

Five More Meat Suggestions for Twisted Root

Twisted Root has gone and made everyone in the metroplex over the age of 12 giggle by adding beaver burgers to its menu. In addition to beaver, the Root also serves beef, buffalo, turkey, venison, elk, lamb, ostrich, kangaroo, emu, boar and alligator burgers topped with all kinds of melty…

Five Beers to Try at the Big Texas Beer Fest

Don’t forget: Big Texas Beer Fest is 1 to 6 p.m. tomorrow, and noon for the VIPs who paid $25 more for the opportunity to be first at the taps and close down the event at the Deep Ellum Brewing Co. after-party. But if you haven’t gotten around to obtaining a…

The Food Trucks Rally in Deep Ellum Tonight

The Deep Ellum Outdoor Market is hosting its first food truck rally tonight on Main Street between Malcolm X and Crowdus, which will be shut down for the event. The party lasts from 5:00 to 10:00 p.m., and a few bands will provide tunes, including My Wooden Leg and Hares…