Innocuous Pepper Turned Capsicum Criminal: Jalapeños Busted at the Border

A truckload of jalapeño peppers was seized in Pharr, Texas, this Thursday, according to a Customs and Border Patrol news release. The alleged marijuana from this seizure has an estimated street value of approximately $3,162,530. CBP officers seized the narcotics and the tractor-trailer. The peppers stand accused of attempting to…

The Most Amazing Thing Stephan Pyles Ever Ate

Chefs for Farmers, a Dallas based group who celebrate small, local farms, is having some fun on their facebook page to promote their annual event.They asked Brian Luscher from the Grape to come up with a random question for fellow participant Stephan Pyles. Luscher asked: Your hard work as a…

Zeke’s: The Undisputed God of Cod

I recently spent a little time in the Town of the Cow and, as usual, I hit Zeke’s (5920 Curzon, off Camp Bowie) for what I consider to be the best fried cod in North Texas. Them’s fightin’ words, eh Dallas? Now don’t get upset. You’re both pretty. But every…

I Dream of the Perfect Chicken Sandwich

Remember this guy? Look at him, dimpling a dough round with the sharp corner of a drywall knife. Leslie Minora found his tiny bakery in Plano while researching Iraqi immigration, and I’m still thinking about him. Leslie returned from the trip with a bag full of freshly baked bread. The…

Chick-fil-A Courts Your Babies, As Long As They’re Straight

Chick-fil-A is rolling out a new Kid’s Meal, according to a recent news release, aimed at fighting childhood obesity and promoting good nutrition. Comprised of grilled chicken nuggets, low-fat milk and fruit, either in a cup for finger-eating, or pureed in a bag for squeezing, the meals tally just over…

La Hanbat Sul Lung Tang: Ignore Your Eyes. Obey Your Stomach.

This week, the Cheap Bastard heads to Korea town looking for some soup at La Hanbat Sul Lung Tang, 2257 Royal Lane, 972-484-2002. That’s why she told us she was there, anyhow. We’re sure her visit had nothing to do with any “modeling” studios in the neighborhood. Mostly sure. Total…

Dallas’ Six Best Half-Price Happy Hours

It’s the New Year. Maybe one of your resolutions is to save a little scratch. But just because food is cheap doesn’t mean it’s good. Here are six spots we think do a good job of offering up the cheap eats, including this year’s winner for Best Half-Priced Food. Get…

Texas Spice, the Hotel Restaurant That Shouldn’t Be But Is

I’m staring at a perfectly seared and large piece of red fish, with crisp skin and flaky white flesh, trying to figure out what went wrong with Texas Spice. It’s a decent plate, if a little ham-handed. The fish sits on a bed of black-bean and avocado purees, both heaped…

Domino’s Japan Has a $50 Pizza

Domino’s recent trend of gourmet-ing the shit out of their food jumped to new heights recently. Introducing, from the company’s Japanese chain (via Eater), the Prestige Quattro, which is not a sequel to the Hugh Jackman film. This is the $50 (¥3,900) unbelievably fancy pizza that features four sides of…

Hostess Is Going Bankrupt. Again.

Hostess, the Irving-based maker of beloved school-lunch snacks like the Twinkie and the Ho-Ho, is in financial trouble, according to the Wall Street Journal. A source tells the paper that the processed food giant will file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as soon as this week. Hostess also owes more…