Aguas Fail: Tasting Nestle’s Aguas Frescas

Elotes. My new friend. I loved the street food, but it left me thirsty. Thankfully, aguas frescas were available just inside the Oak Lawn grocery store. El Rio Grande Supermercado offered at least 10 versions while I was visiting, ranging from the simple and refreshing lime and cucumber, to a…

My Fit Foods: Losing Weight by Buying Food You Don’t Want to Eat

My Fit Foods is what would happen if Eatzi’s ate Jenny Craig. It’s a wall of refrigerators filled with premade, preportioned, ready-to-wave, better-for-you-than-horking-down-a-stuffed-crust-pizza meals. The goal of My Fit Foods is to help us buncha lazy tubtowns learn how to not eat triple cheeseburgers with bacon every damned day. You…

Five Ways Drunk Folk Justify Drinking

As if you needed another reason to have a beer besides “It’s Hump Daaaaay!” and “It’s daytime!” and “I like beer!,” here are five “facts” drunks will throw at you to convince you that getting hammered is actually good for you. “Wine is nature’s sunblock!” — your mom and these…

It’s So Here: The Best of Dallas 2011 Readers’ Poll

A few weeks ago, we asked you to help us (help you) on the subject of the Best of Dallas Readers’ Picks Categories. Your suggestions didn’t disappoint. After throwing your advice in the hopper and giving them a test run, we now have chemically tested, FDA-approved poll for you. A…

At Ibex Ethiopian, the Dishes (and the Vibe) Are Communal

If you’re an Ethiopian-food novice, you might find yourself drawn to one of the shiny new restaurants serving it around Dallas. They’re sleek, almost trendy places, serving a training-wheeled version of that nation’s robust cuisine on clean white plates. They even trim their injera, the country’s signature spongy bread, into…

Drought Drunk: The Bitching-About-Texas-Weather Drinking Game

It’s hot. People won’t shut up about it. We’re not quite sure why you people are cheering for the stupid hot to continue (we’re looking at you, @CBS11Larry). Rather than get annoyed, here at City of Ate we think it’s about damned time we made this shitty streak of unthunderstorms…

Velvet Taco Blogging Frenzy: Don’t Believe the Hype

Bloggers be crazy. Myself included. Pegasus threw up a headline yesterday announcing that the much-hyped Velvet Taco restaurant (destined to become a soul-sucking chain) is open. The story itself says the restaurant will open this weekend, and links to a series of other stories drinking the PR Kool-aid (OMG TACOS…