Alma: Great Mexican Food, but Give Us Tea for Texas.

“This is the society we’re living in,” rants angry-guy podcaster/comedian Adam Carolla. “You can order iced tea and get something that tastes like somebody took a pillowcase of potpourri and boiled it.” Ask for iced tea at Alma, the latest addition to Consilient Restaurants’ Henderson Avenue collection (along with Hibiscus…

With a Tailgate Party Like This, Who Needs a Game?

Well, everyone played nice. There were no incidents of belligerence to report. No picket lines were formed. No stones were thrown. Instead Dallas Cowboys players and coaches joined local chefs on Sunday night at the Glass Cactus in Grapevine for the Taste of the NFL: The Ultimate Cowboys Tailgate Party…

Canada’s Answer to Julia Child? “Mais non” (Not)

Whether it’s intended or not really doesn’t matter: The minute a cooking program dubs itself French Food at Home and offers up a chef trying to be as understated, quirkily charming, yet educational as, yes, la grande dame d’American French cooking — Julia Child — it’s setting itself up for…

Get Stoked (And Stoned) For These 420 Events

If you attended the University of Colorado at Boulder, subscribe to High Times or frequent The Gas Pipe, you’re well aware that today is the official holiday for devoted fans of Phish and the Grateful Dead, better known as 420. Spend the day hugging your bong and eating “special” brownies,…

Top Five Ways to Guarantee Great Service

Despite all my big, jaded talk Monday, I really do try to be a good server. I want to give good service. I want to justify my guests’ decision to spend money at my restaurant. I hope my guests feel relaxed, satisfied and nurtured, as though I am the momma…

Going Underground for a Good Meal

I had the luck to attend one of chef David Anthony Temple’s Underground Dinners. Temple began his career in Louisiana and traveled around the world before settling here in Dallas, where he started working with Tom Spicer. His passion is using the best local and regional ingredients to make dishes…

When Every Day Is a National Food Day, Is Food Still Special?

Happy National Rice Ball Day! Wait. You didn’t know it was National Rice Ball Day? Did you know it’s National Grilled Cheese Month, and National Grilled Cheese Day was celebrated last week? Well, if you didn’t — surprise! And whoopdi-do. It’s also National Honey Day. Tomorrow is National Pineapple Upside-down…

7-Eleven To Introduce Sippy Cups For Slurpees This Summer

You don’t need Pete Delkus to tell you that it’s hot outside, but if we’re already seeing highs in the 90s in April, just wait for the griping and sweating we’ll all be doing in June. Luckily, 7-Eleven, our chosen retailer for issues of Mugly! and beer pong paraphernalia, recognizes…

Cosmic Cafe: Willing to Mix and Match to Please You

When Wes Anderson and the Wilson brothers used to frequent the Cosmic Café (then called the Cosmic Cup), they could be found taking in the restaurants eclectic, Zen-inducing ambience, and maybe even conjuring up a plot or two. Former owner of the café Kumar Pallana can be seen in several…

Earth Day Is Putting Food Trucks on the Ground

It was an innocent question, one I assumed the gentleman at Oak Cliff Earth Day wouldn’t be able to answer. “Where are the food trucks going to be?” “Along Flora Street,” he replied without skipping a beat, the same stretch of the Arts District mobile food vendors were stationed during…

Fergie and Dr Pepper Cherry: Full Brazilian Smooth?

We’ve seen this board on our way to work for a while now and every time we drive past we think, “So, The Ferg and Dr Pepper both shave their pubies?” “Dr Pepper Cherry and Fergie, now as amazingly smooth as a baby’s bottom.” We’re not the only ones who…

10 Fast Foods That Sound Like Sex Positions

Just about anything can take on a sexual connotation, and while efforts are being made to sex up food, what of the unsexiest of all edibles: fast food? Nope, there are still fuck-tastically named items on every drive-through menu around the Dallas area…and some billboards, too. Here, we take our…

Top Five Ways to Guarantee Terrible Service

Even if journalism doesn’t work out, I know that I won’t end up owning a restaurant. I have a terrible palate and a personality that will abuse the right to refuse service rule. In all my years of serving, I’ve never, ever spat in someone’s food or drink. I don’t…

Neuhaus Café: Kid Friendly isn’t Romance Friendly

If you’re looking for a quiet place to start off an amorous evening, Neuhaus Café housed in the Preston Royal Shopping Center would not be the best choice. On the other hand, if you’re in search of a fun, lively, kid-friendly restaurant with a huge selection of entrées, desserts and…

Lettuce Wrap Up: Of Whiskey Cake and Pickled Eggs. Bleh.

This week, Dallas is buzzing about Whiskey Cake (we beat the rest of them to it, FYI). And even though Easter is right around the corner, only a few displays of enthusiasm (like eating 41 pickled eggs, or finding a certain flavor of marshmallow eggs particularly revolting) are evident. Read…