Dallas’ Five Best Bloody Marys

I once had a delicate morning beverage made with the water strained from the pulp of summer tomatoes, vodka infused with rosemary and a hint of citrus. The drink was crystal clear with a faint rosy hue, and it tasted like a fresh garden tinged with the warm burn of…

It’s About Time Pig Wings Became a Thing

The New York Times published an article about pig wings yesterday — a morsel derived from the small fibula bone in a pig’s hind shank. The cut, formerly left attached to a ham, has received new attention after the marketing attempts of a few pork producers have spun the pork…

Royal Wok: Ignorance is Bliss, Unless You Can Read Chinese

Each week, the Cheap Bastard goes looking for a new place to eat a meal for less than nine million dollars. This week, she rolls the dice at Royal Wok, 2560 Royal Lane, 972-488-8282, and doesn’t crap out. At least not right away. Massage parlors nearby count: 18 Waterfall mural…

Piglet Alert: Crispy Pig Ears Spotted at Campo

Back in August, I wrote about RedFork’s snout to tail plate, and lamented the lack of offal on Ryan Carbery’s menu. The chef told me a head cheese terrine was received with mixed reviews; customers were more likely to order it when he called the charcuterie a pork pate. Shame…

La Duni’s Ice Cream: Cinco Times Better Than the Quatro Leches

In Happy Endings, foodbitch goes on the hunt for Dallas’ unsung and unsurpassed desserts. Today: the ice creams at La Duni. La Duni may be famous for its intensely beautiful and equally delicious cakes, but, at least for me, the restaurant’s simple, homemade ice cream is where it’s at. Recently,…

At Dude, Sweet, Fifteen Pounds of Bacon Fat, One Interesting Cookie

Got home late Monday night and saw the following post on Facebook from the chocolate wizards at Dude, Sweet: After breaking the sound barrier on I-35, I arrived at Dude, Sweet and desperately asked: “Are there any bacon fat cookies left?” There were. Checking out, the Dude, Sweet worker referred…

Bistro 31 Sets Highland Park Buzzing

Eric Brandt, executive chef of Highland Park’s Bistro 31, never attended culinary school. Instead, the self-taught chef ditched his computer science degree to study directly with top-end toques. He worked under Fabio Trabocchi at the celebrated Maestro, a posh Italian restaurant in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. The restaurant, known…

How Restaurants Should Fight Dallas’ Dining ADD

In this week’s paper I tackle Bistro 31, the new Highland Park restaurant by Lombdardi Family Concepts. While researching the story, I spent time reading about Bistro 31 and the other restaurants in the group on well designed websites for each location. One line on Bistro 31’s website stood out:…

Samuel Adams Infinium: More Noteworthy for its Arrogance Than its Taste

Samuel Adams and Weihenstephan’s collaboration Infinium, marketed (and priced) as a Champagne alternative, is back for the holidays. The limited-edition beer, which will be available next Friday at Central Market and likely other stores specializing in beer, is now in its second year of trying to lure in drinkers looking…

The Rise of Breakfast-and-Lunch-Only Restaurants in Dallas

While interviewing Tracy Miller for last week’s review, the chef at Local told me a little about her new, still unnamed venture, slated for a storefront at 2912 Elm, two doors down from the fine-dining spot she opened in 2003. Miller is still working out the menu details, but the…