Surviving in a Small Kitchen (For Those Too Broke to Eat Out)

Ever since my food processor inspired me, I’ve been searching for ways to improve my tiny kitchen experience. Complaining about it didn’t work, and requests to my apartment manager to renovate my kitchen went ignored (just like all my noise complaints about the asshole bass player who lives upstairs, and…

Suze’s Jeffery Hobbs: Making Something New from the Familiar

Like many chefs, Jeffery Hobbs fell in love with the kitchen because both his grandmother and his mother were in it. Born in Indianapolis, the 40-year-old Hobbs spent much of his time as a kid in the kitchen peeling carrots and potatoes or in the family garden picking vegetables. His…

For the Yupster in You: Cheap Sushi at Kona Grill

Happy Eating brings you details on happy hour food deals. This week and next, we’re checking out all the several happy hour changes at North Park Mall, starting off with the immensely popular Kona Grill. Where: Kona Grill, 8687 N Central Expy # 1722 Dallas, TX 75225-4500 When: Monday-Friday 3-7p.m…

Perry Signs for Cupcakes

Don’t ever underestimate the power of pissed-off bakers. Gov. Rick Perry knows. That’s why he signed Senate Bill 81 last week. (Because no candidate wants chocolate cake with thick butter cream icing thrown at his campaign bus in Iowa.) The new law allows home bakers around the state to peddle…

World’s Hottest Pepper Plants For Sale

You can buy anything online these days. Doesn’t matter if you’re searching for Ukrainian mail-order brides or a toothpick made from the penis bone of a raccoon, chances are you’ll be able to find what you’re looking for on the good ol’ interwebs. Of the endless list of goodies available…

Obsessed With Love and Appetizers at Mercy Wine Bar

Do people realize that the curtains at Mercy Wine Bar are see-through? Apparently not. Last Wednesday night, singles and several couples flocked to Mercy’s boudoir-feel wine bar to escape the Dallas heat, but ended up making some of their own. In the span of three hours, two different couples found…

Oddfellows Hosts Texas Coffee School’s “Coffee Cupping”

On Friday afternoon, about 45 folks packed into Oddfellows in Oak Cliff’s Bishop Arts District for one of Texas Coffee School’s “coffee cupping” events lead by the school’s founder Tom Vincent. Much like a wine, beer, scotch or cheese tastings, the coffee-cupping classes teach java junkies how to do more…

Lettuce Wrap Up: Crappy Burgers, NOSH, and Dad

Now that Dallas has cooled off from the In-N-Out craze (and Irving has cooled off from T.G.I. Fridays – forever), we’re ready to start thinking about other foods, such as the rare Texas peach, brunch at NOSH, and burgers that are quite, er, innovative. Read on. City of Ate Jose…

Notes From Deep Ellum Brew-B-Q and an Update on DEBC Opening

One thing successful beer fests have in common with unsuccessful beer festivals is that they involve a lot of standing in line. Another is disappointment when a coveted brew runs dry. Achieving the right balance of good beers and a good-sized crowd is crucial to making sure everyone has a…

Two Local Food Entreprenuers Level the Field Through Social Media

It’s undeniable that social networking has changed the landscape of food. How we eat, view and hear about food has been dramatically altered thanks to websites like Yelp, Twitter and Facebook. Only a few years ago, the process of marketing and discovering new foods and restaurants was reliant on a…

Kickin’ it Lowbrow and Low-Key at FOE

Where: Fraternal Order of Eagles, 8500 Arturo Drive When: 5-7 p.m. Monday through Friday, What: $2.50-$4 liquor, $2.25-$3 beer Why: Because we like helping handicapped kids. And if that involves knocking back a few beers after work, consider us dedicated philanthropists. A fully nonprofit organization, FOE has funded medical research,…

Five Server Quirks That Tick off Even an Ex-Waitress

It’s been a while since someone has threatened my phantom serving job in an upscale Dallas restaurant, so it’s time for another service post. Now that I’ve secured another job and have enough money to occasionally be on the other end of the dining experience, I’m starting to see what…

What Food Words Do You Want to See Go Away?

I have the palate of an 11-year-old with a badly burned tongue, so I don’t get to write many food reviews. Once, I wrote about a really good sandwich. Another time, I reviewed a spicy tea. Neither of them required adjectives besides “good” or “spicy.” I can’t differentiate among levels…