Joey Vallone and his self-named Dallas restaurant have been the darling of the society columns ever since the restaurant, Joey’s, was but a gleam in young Joey’s eye. We’ve read all about the Signing of the Lease, the Pre-Opening Party (with accompanying Wet Concrete and Martini Incidents), the Convenience Store…
Think about it: the crust is what really separates the men from the boys. Or the girls from the women, for that matter. Kids hate bread crust; they eat the whole squishy white middle of the sandwich and frustrate their moms by leaving a perfect frame of brown crusts. But…
Just what you’ve been waiting for–the first combination dry cleaner, coffeehouse, and flower shop, recently opened at the corner of Preston and Frankford in Far North Dallas. According to the owners of Saint James Cleaners, the “wave of the future” is combining several retail concepts into one–that’s how pitifully busy…
A tale of two pizzas: I said it was the best of pizzas, and though no one said it was the worst, there were a lot of people who claimed the superlative for their favorite pizza place, not mine. In the weeks following the Observer’s September 28 “Best of Dallas”…
There aren’t any human cultures that haven’t made a ritual out of dining, and there aren’t any that don’t dine on some things that are totally repulsive to other cultures. So the French eat snails and frogs, the Koreans eat dogs, the Chinese eat shark fins and swallows’ nests made…
Over the years, I’ve reviewed various Momo restaurants a number of times for one publication or another (since the publishing business is nearly as risky as the restaurant business, there have been many publications), and the summing-up has always been the same: great food, lousy service. Sometimes slow, sometimes inept,…
Not just for seafood anymore, TJ’s Seafood at Preston and Royal, as well as selling really fresh seafood (clearly marked if it’s fresh or flash-frozen), also sells a variety of Dallas’ finest locally produced foodstuffs: Raviolismo’s ravioli; bread from Empire Baking Company; flower, fruit, and herb-flavored sorbets made by Out…
Usually my problem is how to express what I have to say; seldom am I at a loss for what to say. But I’ve been floundering around for several days now–way past my deadline–trying to figure out what there is to say about Cafe Sierra, a new restaurant on Greenville…
Things you ought to know: Morgen Chocolates has moved its factory to McKinney Avenue. It’s in the old Crystal Pagoda space, and there’s an expanded retail store in the front. Avner Samuel (right), formerly the chef of Yellow, Da Spot, Avner’s, the Mansion (ad infinitum) is now chef at the…
Close your eyes and say “coffee shop.” Tell me what you see. Ten-to-one the vision involves orange vinyl, white polyester, and hottles. Maybe a laminated menu, too–I like the ones illustrated with those reassuring color photographs. Coffee shops are attached to motels: they’re a one-night stand, a quick fix. Change…
It used to be that community cookbooks were amateur productions, collections of casseroles usually spiral-bound and illustrated with drawings by one of the sponsoring organization’s quasi-artistic members. But The Artful Table, produced by the Dallas Museum of Art League, compares with Martha Stewart’s illustrated fiction–I mean cookbooks. It has color…
It’s a time of year when princesses and witches are on the mind of a daughter’s mother. Last year, we received a memo from my daughter’s school to please stay away from witch costumes on Halloween–to please look for “more positive role models.” I discussed this piece of absurdity with…
It strikes me as an exceptionally odd idea, in this day of the decline of the American system, to decide that the government would make a good theme for a restaurant. But there’s The Capitol, rising suddenly like Reata out of the paved prairie that is North Dallas, complete with…
Re: our ongoing discussion of the margarita. Luna Top Shelf is supposedly the “secret” ingredient for perfection. Imported by a Dallas company, Luna Top Shelf Triple Sec is an orange liqueur that replaces the Cointreau in a ‘rita recipe. It’s popular in Mexico, and several Dallas restaurants use it–Matt at…
Tejano in Oak Cliff is the mother of Mexican food in Dallas. One of the original jewels in the Cuellar (El Chico to you) crown, it’s owned now by David Cruz, who hasn’t changed the menu or the recipes for 14 years and vows that he never will. And why…
Big news for the beer and wurst fans, just in time for Oktoberfest, Kuby’s, the German grocery in Snider Plaza and the heart of the Rhineland in Dallas (go shopping there on a crowded Saturday morning and you can eavesdrop on German conversations), is now open for dinner. Kuby’s has…
They say you have to give a wine three chances before you can really appreciate it–the first sip shocks your taste buds, the second loosens them up. By the third sip, your mouth has prepared itself to register all the wine’s complexities. It’s sort of like making a friend–the more…
I admit, I am a little early on this one. Routh Street Brewery has only been open one week. I just dropped in for a little preview dinner, I thought, planning to revisit later, according to accepted practice, so that the vast public response to my review wouldn’t overwhelm the…
I just spent an evening learning about and tasting Texas-grown escargots. That’s right, an evening with the only snail rancher–not just in Texas–but in these here United States. Dr. Richard Fullington is a malacologist (formerly with the Dallas Museum of Natural History) who got practical. Snails are yucky, as any…
Knowing chances were good that Snuffer’s would once again garner the Reader’s Choice award for best hamburger in this very newspaper, I thought I’d go check it out again. It’s been years (as many as Chips has been open) since I’d eaten at Snuffer’s. To give you an idea how…
As Chandler would put it: Could there be any more bagels in Dallas? Yes, there could, I answer, and you’ll be glad there are. Benny’s Hearth-Baked Bagels was founded by three twentysomething ex-corporate climbers who followed their feeling about the bagel business. Benny’s claims to be, and seems to be,…
“I’m sorry sir, your beer will take a few minutes because the computer’s down.” I swear a waiter said that to us this week, and it just seemed to sum up how weird modern life is. How full of contradictory baloney. The waiter worked at The Hard Rock Cafe, and…
