Dallas Mavericks 2009-10 Schedule

Shawn Marion. Drew Gooden. Roddy Beaubois. Quinton Ross. Count ABC among the non-believers in your new-and-maybe-sorta-somehwhat improved Dallas Mavericks. The Mavs’ schedule for next season has them appearing nine times on ESPN, seven times on NBATV, four times on TNT and, um, zero times on ABC’s Sunday afternoon showcase. Last year…

The City’s Fire Sale

I’m in desperate need of a new car — unless it’s supposed to smoke after 13 years, in which case, never mind. That said, the city of Dallas is slashing and burning its inventory of dozens of used fire engines and ambulances over on my favorite auction site. The kid…

Design for (Free) Living

Earlier this year, the Dallas City Council said it wanted no part in plans to turn a former hotel at 1011 S. Akard Street into a home for the homeless. Perhaps you recall said brouhaha, the result of which will be 250 low-income apartment units once developers Ted and Larry…

The Top 10 Hottest TV Women in Dallas: Part III

The other day I told you about the voices you’d be hearing on Dallas Cowboys’ radio broadcasts this season. Now how about some good news on the faces you’ll be seeing? In particular, one Candice Crawford. Yowsa. I hear the new(ish) Channel 33 reporter/former Miss Missouri will be involved in some way…

Camp Cowboys Top 10 Observations: Day 7

  10. Cult hero/roster longshot Jesse Holley had his highlight of camp, catching a slant in front of Orlando Scandrick during team drills. There. You happy? 9. Weird – unusually intense – afternoon practice here at The Alamodome. When’s the last time you heard of an interception by linebacker Bobby Carpenter followed…

The Wyndemere Cries, “Quarter Mil”

View Larger MapThe New York Times’ Great Homes and Destinations blog wonders what kind of pad you can get for $250,000 and comes up with a few options: a three-bedroom, three-bath 179-year-old house near the Fore River in Portland, Maine; a five-bedroom, three-and-a-half-bath house in Athens, Georgia (oh, to live…

Marty Be Freaky. Marty Be Funny. Marty Be Good.

To my eyes, second-year tight end Martellus Bennett is the early star of training camp. And I’m not just saying that because he stole the show with his impromptu rapping at The Dallas Observer Music Awards last month. He’s making all of us in San Antonio forget about Marty B TV and…

They’re Very Happy at the Round-Up Saloon

That’s because it looks like Forbes was on to something last week after all. Friend of Unfair Park David Webb, keeper of The Rare Reporter, sends word that Out magazine’s done compiled its list of “The 60 Greatest Gay Bars in the World,” and the only local joint to make…

It’s That Time o’ the Year: Gun Buy-Back!

Last time ’round, Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway’s call to turn in your arms arms turned into quite the sideshow, complete with a French New Wave film of some kind starring Caraway and Trey Garrison. Which hasn’t deterred Caraway one bit: This afternoon at Dallas City Hall, he’ll provide further…

Feliz Navidad!

And now you know why I didn’t exactly shed a tear that the Texas Rangers decided against acquiring Roy Halladay in exchange for a package that included one Neftali Feliz. In a word: WOW! Merry Christmas, Rangers fans. The 21-year-old righty made a spectacular Major League debut last night in…